[DocBlue]

Hey listen! no I guess I missed that. Hey listen! so don't discuss it if it bothers you?

[WOOLCUNT]

Here.

[IMPULSE]

Originally Posted by DocBlue

Hey listen! no I guess I missed that. Hey listen! so don't discuss it if it bothers you?

doc comes through with that common sense. it bothers others, but who cares about them? if you continue to place my needs above others i guarantee a bright future.

the porpoise decided to surface. for some odd reason i can't tell if he has PR or not.

[Enterprise]

Why isn't Evo lynched yet?

[IMPULSE]

unvote
vote evo

happy?

none of the wagons really hold my interest. dan had my vote, but he's gone like the wind and there's no use in chasing him. dolphins are evasive and i don't want to swim.

my new tactic is in the beginning stages. be on alert for the modified dolphin attack.

[Enterprise]

Yes.

[IMPULSE]

editing is suspicious but whatever. if it bothers you the new unveiling of my plan will calm your fears. the marine biologist is coming through with a new plan and a trident.

every time the dolphin leaps out of water he'll get harassed. anyone who rides the dolphin wave will get parodied. this is whale wars in reverse, as you can see my cousin is a whaler and i'm avenging him.

dan the marino post = harassment time
dan the marino white knight = ridiculed seahorse

this equation will let me catch scum. the bait will be to irresistible for scum to resist. they'll find safety in numbers and rush to dan's defense or bus them. i'll wade through the shit and find scum within the sample.

[IMPULSE]

my plan is a huge catch 22 but i'll make it work.

flawed reasoning but it allows me to pool players. the plan would be more successful if i used dan as a satellite and categorized players off their revolution.

[IMPULSE]

fuck dolphins wars. new plan is SATELLITE, i'm a fucking astronaut. right now i'm spacing out.

[MillionDollarProns]

i wonder if pez is link