editing is suspicious but whatever. if it bothers you the new unveiling of my plan will calm your fears. the marine biologist is coming through with a new plan and a trident.
every time the dolphin leaps out of water he'll get harassed. anyone who rides the dolphin wave will get parodied. this is whale wars in reverse, as you can see my cousin is a whaler and i'm avenging him.
dan the marino post = harassment time
dan the marino white knight = ridiculed seahorse
this equation will let me catch scum. the bait will be to irresistible for scum to resist. they'll find safety in numbers and rush to dan's defense or bus them. i'll wade through the shit and find scum within the sample.