I always wondered what the dolphin theory was. I like it. Did someone say you had a degree in marine biology or something?
I started a game with a high and low tide, ebb and flow theory. I then decided to attack people seriously but soften the blow with dolphins and porpoise metaphors, which I caught 3 scum with. The idea of the marine biology rants were to make the post nonsensical, but the mafia saw their name and took me out anyway. You can't have your cake and eat it too in mafia.