I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
CAN'T WAIT TO EMBRACE THE DAY
I TAKE MY COFFEE BY THE POOOOOOOL
I PASS MY PICKET FENCE
AND GAZE ACROSS MY NEW MOWED LAWN
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE THIS GOOOOOOD
I HAVE A BRAND NEW CAR
I DRIVE IT TO MY COUNTRY CLUB
IT'S IN MY GATED NEIGHBOURHOOOOOOOD
The tense stage was approaching where every little thing counted for the town.
The first man to be targeted was BkB Hulk, he was snooping around, looking for evidence when he opened up a wheelie bin, only to find a man inside, the man wasted no time and shot BkB Hulk in the head.
Spoiler for BkB Hulk was:
Originally Posted by SL
Congratulations, you are Wagner Love, The Public Cop and Fifa-Aligned, you win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
You have awesome blue-coloured hair, and you're an absolute beast at LONGSHOTS.
Irrelevant maybe, but in some parallel universe somewhere, you will probably be a cop, becasue there are infinite possibilities, so you're the COP in this game.
Did I sidetrack? Maybe a little, but who cares, you're BLACK!
Anyway, you are The Public Cop,which means two things. you can investigate someone each night to find out their alignment.
However, you will not be PM'ed this result, instead included with the Night write-up will be the result, but you will also be named as the person who investigated, something like this will appear;
"BkB Hulk was investigating "Mafia Player" and recieved an innocent result"
So you have to balance the good of investigation with the danger of outing yourself and being killed, good luck
The man, happy with his work, slipped back into the wheelie bin and out of sight, but as he closed the lid, the bin was hurtled down a very steep hill, and Impulse could do nothing but die from multiple fractures and loss of blood. The town gathered around the bottom of the hill, and saw that Impulse's body had been declothed.
Spoiler for Impulse was:
Originally Posted by SL
Congratulations, you are Hacked Virutal Pro's, "The Fake-Claimer & Secret Mafia Usurper" and EA-Aligned, you win when the mafia outnumbers the town, and all threats to the Mafia have been eliminated, and the Godfather also has to be dead.
Hacked Virtual Pro's, I don't really know where to start.
If you are sad enough that you actually HACK A GAME, and make your Virtual Pro 8" tall, with like an overall of 127 (the max is like 92), then you don't actually deserve to live, yep its that harsh.
They are impossible to play against, but at least in Fifa 11, before you played a team, you got to see what their overall ratings were, and if you saw a rated 127, then you literally just pissed off and found another game, but NOW;
NOW, EA DECIDES THAT ITS MORE FUN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE RATING OF YOUR OPPOSITION TEAM'S PLAYERS, SO IF THEY HAVE A RATED 127, THEN YOU'RE JUST FUCKING STUCK WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK AND PRETTY MUCH AN AUTO-LOSS, CHEERS EA, FUCKING CHEERS.
Anyway, you see how you're scum, and aside from The Godfather, you're the thing that most pisses me off, so you're also the Usurper;
Anyway, the first part of your role is the fake-claimer, so each night, you can say a character OR a role, and I will tell you if they are in the game or not, thus helping with fake claims.
The second part of your role is secret to your mafia team-mates, you are The Usurper, which means that if the Godfather dies, you will become the new Godfather and inherit all of the Godfather's unused abilities, but if the Godfather is alive at the end of the game, you can not win, to win you must usurp the Godfather at some point in the game., enjoy
You can talk to your fellow scum here - [url]http://www.quicktopic.com/url]
The town had finally hit a break, and went into the next day with a slimmer of hope, when suddenly Evolution walked back into camp!