Who's everyone's top suspect? Even if it's just a hunch?
WF Mafia Record (2014-Current)
Star Trek Mafia - Mafia Goon - Lost
World Cup Mafia - Town Mason - Won
Saiyan Saya Mafia - Odd-Night Watcher - Won
Asterix Mafia - Serial Killer - Lost
Spiderman Mafia - Motivator - Won
Game of Thrones Mafia - 1-Shot Commuter - Lost
After the accidental killing of one of their own during the day, town went into the night in a sombre mood to say the least. But little did they know things were about to look up;
Titania was on the other side of town, where someone was pointing a gun at him.
"You're scum, I just know it!"
"Haha! You don't even know how to use a gun, you'll probably miss!
*Tits rolls on the floor laughing*
The man slowly aims the gun for Tits' head and fires a shot, but he is startled by the recoil and his shot is way off.
"Ahahaha! You suck, you're completely useless!"
The man closes his eyes and fires once more. Again he misses, but this time the bullet ricochets off a drainpipe and curves back, hitting Titania straight through the skull.
Spoiler for Tits was:
Congratulations, you are The Player Impact System, The Bodyguard and EA-Aligned, you win when the mafia outnumbers the town, and all threats to the Mafia have been eliminated.
The collision system in Fifa 12 is FUCKING AWFUL.
I mean, players just bounce off one another in the most stupid ways sometimes, its so UNREALISTIC it hurts to watch.
They said it was an improvement and you are just a massive pain, whether its making players fall over for no reason, or giving red cards for no reason, you're so scummy I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
Anyway, you're the EA (Mafia) Bodyguard, so each night you can PM me the name of a player that you wish to protect from kills at night, helping your scumteam to victory
You can talk to fellow scum in this link -
Town rejoiced as one of the bad guys was dead, and they finally knew what they were dealing with, but a happy ending was not on the cards as Hohenheim of Light came stumbling out of an alleyway with a smoking bullet wound to the chest.
Spoiler for Hohenheim of Light was:
Congratulations, you are Peter Crouch, The Watcher, and Fifa-Aligned, you win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
You are absolutely, massively tall. In fact, I'm all down for believing you're actually a freak of nature.
Anyway, you're like 7"2 or something crazy like that, you're white and you play for Stoke <----------- CUNTS!!!!
But anyway, you've had other clubs and you've done okay in your career I guess for being so freakishly tall, so you're good guy.
You are the Watcher, since you're so high up in the sky you can see everything. Each night you may PM me the name of one player, and you will get to see which players visited them on that night
A mixed night for town drew to a close as the sun rose and Day 3 beckoned.
It is now Day 3, with 21 alive it is 11 for a majority lynch