Originally Posted by WallaClassic
Go for it, as long as you take care of shit that happens during the day. I can still take care of the night roles and PM's. Long PM incoming STUFF. Replace Impulse next day phase and keep active vote counts.
3. You are KARDASHIAN-JENNER FAMILY, MAFIA ALIGNED. (Evolution) .
Speaking of annoying fucktards who shouldn't have their own show and shouldn't even be famous and don't have an ounce of talent, it's THE KARDASHIAN FAMILY (ehhhh let's throw that douchebag Scott or whatever his name is into the mix). You guys are the MAFIA FRAMERS, and you can use your role twice for:
1. PM me a name and for TWO consecutive nights only, they will come up as "guilty" to investigation.
2. One night only, to frame one person to be revealed during the night write-ups as being at the scene of your mafia kill.
8. You are Paris Hilton, TOWN ALIGNED. (Beer.)
Dumb cunt, although I must admit your sex video was quite entertaining. Anyways you're useless and you're pretty much roleless. BUT, you do have a PR
you must follow all game. You must make dumb/obvious statements and end every sentence with THAT'S HOT. Good luck fool. You win once town eliminates all threats.
9. You are Lindsay Lohan, TOWN ALIGNED. (sXe)
Everyone used to fap to you when you starred in "Parent Trap" (probably just that old pervert Jon Hamm Sanwich), now you're just a useless drunk that we still enjoy fapping to. You're the JAILKEEPER since you like jail so much, and you must pick a target each night to protect/roleblock. You win once town eliminates all threats.
13. You are SKIP BAYLESS, TOWN ALIGNED. (CM Dealer)
TROLOLOL. YOU HATE LEBRON FOOL. Anyways you're the TOWN REPORTER (basically a tracker), each night you can track someone and see who they visit. You can then post in breaking news update fashion, not really but who cares.
15. You are KANYE WEST, HATED TOWNIE (UDK NOW)
You are one of the best artists of this era, LOL YOU STILL CRAZY FOOL. You have a PR
, every post must be a rant and you must end it with "GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!" You think I'm kidding, HAHAHAHA....I'm not
One time during the game, if you feel town is lynching one of your fellow townies....you may end day early.
You win once town eliminates all threats
16. You are DONALD TRUMP, TOWN ALIGNED. (Bananas)
LET'S SEE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, YOU'RE FIRED. You're the town investigator, PM me a name each night and I'll tell you their alignment. You win once town eliminates all threats.
19. You are GEORGE W BUSH, TOWN IDIOT AND TOWN ALIGNED MASON
You're a dumbfuck. You're Presidency was a fail, LIKE THE OTHER MASON LOL. You'll be able to communicate in a QT of your own. You win once town eliminates all threats
20. You are Rebecca Black, MAFIA ALIGNED. (STAX)
SHUT UP AND DON'T SING. Anyways you can prevent lynches on your mafia buddies. 3 times during the game, you can stop a lynch by simply HAMMERING them. You win once mafia eliminate all threats and outnumber the town.
22. You are OPRAH WINFREY, TOWN ALIGNED (McQueen)
You may be the most powerful woman in the States, but most people can't stand your fucking guts. You're the town lesbian, I mean town VIGILANTE. You may select a person to kill each night, you win once the town eliminates all threats.
26. You are OCTOMOM, TOWN ALIGNED (King Kenny)
How are you and your 15 children doing? You have turned all of your children into master hunters and they are now DAY COPS. PM me a name every day and and I'll give you there alignment.
34. YOU ARE JERSEY SHORE CAST, TOWN ALIGNED (Postage)
You guys are awesome, but let's face it......you can all be a bit hideous at times! FUCK OFF SAM/RON! Anyways you guys are the JOAT, which means you can use these roles each once throughout the game:
4. DAY VIG
35. YOU ARE TOM CRUISE, TOWN ALIGNED. (Lawls)
You are one crazy motherfucker, and you're insane. At one point during the game, you may PM me a name of living person and make that person roleless......and you'll gain their role ability (unless they're mafia, then you'll die and you can't reveal your info). You are the ROLE THIEF. You win once town eliminates all threats.