Michael Jordan was walking around Chicago when he noticed Brian Wilson. He went up to talk about how awesome his beard is when all of a sudden some pitbulls started chewing on Wilson's leg. He lost his balance and was run over by an el train. Jordan picked up his body disposed of it in a swamp and was later found not guilty of murder. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
12. You are BRIAN WILSON, TOWN ALIGNED
FEAR THE FUCKING BEARD. YOU ARE THE MAN!! Your role is JAILKEEPER, you will roleblock and protect your target at night, when you PM me a name. You win once all threats to the town are eliminated.
New York Jets suck, and they have the worst fans. All of a sudden a Jets fan was attacked and murdered by a group of basketball thugs.
29. You are FIREMAN ED, TOWN ALIGNED
You are a town mason, you must find your partner and PM me every night. If you guys unite, you'll gain a roleblocking ability. But if either of you PM me a mafia name, you will BOTH die. AND YOU CAN'T REVEAL WHO IT WAS AFTER YOU DIE.
Mike Tyson was playing his piano when a guy in a Man U shirt knifed him 77 times.
19. You are MIKE TYSON, TOWN ALIGNED
You are a badass. Your role is TOWN KNOCKOUT and it can only be used once. At any point during the game, you can "knockout" any player you choose, and they will be roleless for the rest of the game. Use it wisely. You win once town eliminates all threats.
DAY 2 BEGINS, 13 for a lynch.
Last edited by Roger Sterling; 07-07-2011 at 10:43 PM.