Speaking in Gibberish is my PR. I had to talk like that up until The Apocalypse comes. The reason why I put a sad smiley face is because I thought I'd have to talk like this for 3 phases (since in the OP it said "3 DAYS EARLIER") but somehow The Apocalypse came right away. If anyone had the power to bring The Apocalypse sooner, then I thank you. If nobody played a role in that, then thanks DH.
I still think that faking a PR is smart but doing it after the first time screwed me over would be dumb, and I'm really not looking to play dumb, but whatever.