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Old 12-24-2010, 01:08 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2010, 10:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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how does DH's ass taste?
I dont like the implications there
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:22 AM   #23 (permalink)
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For each category below, please vote 1 nominee. Send your votes via PM by Thursday, December 30th @ 11:59pm ET.

Best Player - Hohenheim of Light, Postage, Lostfap
Best Host - Hohenheim of Light, DH, Lostfap, Postage, dan_marino
Best Game - Tintin Mafia, Survivor Mafia III Heroes vs Villains, New York Mafia
Worst Player - CM Dealer, TheIrishProdigy
Worst Host - CM Dealer, MetalX, .BD, Sticksy
Worst Game - No fucking theme Mafia, House Mafia by .BD
Most Dedicated - Lostfap, Hohenheim of Light
F@ggot of the Year - CM Dealer, Mr. Lawls, Stone Cold sXe
Best 'Bannee' - Supahstah
Lostfap's Follower (Biggest Sheep) - MetalX, Stone Cold sXe, Mr. Lawls
Lurker of the Year - RKO920
Greatest Spastic Moment - RKO920's breakdown in DBZ Mafia, Wesson in Pokemon mafia followed by him editing it all out, Doddsy flipping out in Cyanide and happiness
".... Really?" Moment - Rising/Postage trolling everyone
Best Newcomer - Roy no wait Rigor, Rawlin67, BKB Hulk, Roy no wait Rigor, Kizza
Most Improved Player - Mr. Lawls, BKB Hulk
Greatest Fake Claim - Alcoholic's numerous Chewbacca defences.
Worst Fake Claim - Something by CM Dealer, Anything claimed by sXe
Best Scum Group - MMA Mafia
Most Underrated Player - DH, dan_marino, Roy no wait Rigor, Rawlin67
'Lulz' Player of the Year - Mr. Lawls, TIP, CM Dealer, Supahstah, Alcoholic, Wesson
The Wesson Award (Biggest Troll) - Wesson, CM Dealer
Australian Player of the Year - Sticksy, Mr. Lawls
Mr. Activity - Lostfap
Greatest Role - The SK in tin tin mafia.
Best Role Usage in a Game -
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For each category below, please vote 1 nominee. Send your votes via PM by Thursday, December 30th @ 11:59pm ET.

Best Player - Hohenheim of Light, Postage, Lostfap
Best Host - Hohenheim of Light, DH, Lostfap, Postage, dan_marino
Best Game - Tintin Mafia, Survivor Mafia III Heroes vs Villains, New York Mafia
Worst Player - CM Dealer, TheIrishProdigy
Worst Host - CM Dealer, MetalX, .BD, Sticksy
Worst Game - No fucking theme Mafia, House Mafia by .BD
Most Dedicated - Lostfap, Hohenheim of Light
F@ggot of the Year - CM Dealer, Mr. Lawls, Stone Cold sXe
Best 'Bannee' - Supahstah
Lostfap's Follower (Biggest Sheep) - MetalX, Stone Cold sXe, Mr. Lawls
Lurker of the Year - RKO920
Greatest Spastic Moment - RKO920's breakdown in DBZ Mafia, Wesson in Pokemon mafia followed by him editing it all out, Doddsy flipping out in Cyanide and happiness
".... Really?" Moment - Rising/Postage trolling everyone
Best Newcomer - Roy no wait Rigor, Rawlin67, BKB Hulk, Roy no wait Rigor, Kizza
Most Improved Player - Mr. Lawls, BKB Hulk
Greatest Fake Claim - Alcoholic's numerous Chewbacca defences.
Worst Fake Claim - Something by CM Dealer, Anything claimed by sXe
Best Scum Group - MMA Mafia
Most Underrated Player - DH, dan_marino, Roy no wait Rigor, Rawlin67
'Lulz' Player of the Year - Mr. Lawls, TIP, CM Dealer, Supahstah, Alcoholic, Wesson
The Wesson Award (Biggest Troll) - Wesson, CM Dealer
Australian Player of the Year - Sticksy, Mr. Lawls
Mr. Activity - Lostfap
Greatest Role - The SK in tin tin mafia.
Best Role Usage in a Game -
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Old 12-26-2010, 04:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2010, 09:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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worst host? ahead of Lawls? i'm the laziest and nearly the worst but come on son. you're asking to get raped
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Old 12-27-2010, 02:30 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Everyone should go to the oldest thread in the archive section and see that I won it for the mafia almost single handedly.

Best player nuff said.
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Old 12-28-2010, 05:22 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Apologies to anyone who's made to look like a bitch. Grow a pair and deal with it, it's all for laughs anyways.

Grand music plays as curtains open and we cut to the annual Mafia awards.

DH: Welcome to the annual Mafia awards. I'm your host, and of course, the greatest Mafia Mod of all time (Alcoholic 2nd, Postage 3rd), and I can ensure you tonight is gonna be pretty memorable.

[The audience boos]

DH: Hey ... it's not my fault most of you jobbers didn't vote. At least give me some credit for trying to make these awards not totally worthless.

CM Dealer: Start by updating the host list.

DH: Already did, SUSIE.

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DH: Let's get this show on the road. Here to present all of the Worst Awards is, yep, you guessed it ... Mr. Lawls!

Steven energetically skips out onto the stage while nobody seems to care.

Mr. Lawls: I'd like to thank DH for giving me the opportunity to present some awards tonight ... it means so much to me.

CM Dealer: Lmao, DH is pretty much calling you a loser.

Postage: Stop it, he's emotional. His mom could call the FBI.

CM Dealer: Orit ... proceed with your failures.

Mr. Lawls: As I was saying, it's truly an honour to be recognized as one of the best players of the section.

Lostfap:

Mr. Lawls: So let's get to it, shall we? First up, the worst player award goes to ...

[MR. LAWLS]

Mr. Lawls: ... TheIrishProdigy.

TheIrishProdigy: This is because I pissed off Lostfap, isn't it?

BkB Hulk: Guess you aren't caught up with the politics.

leeroy-riz: BAHHHHHH!

Mr. Lawls: Haha Lostfap sheep.

DH: ... Says you , now hurry up and announce these awards, you're taking too long.

Mr. Lawls: You mean two long ... alright, so the Worst Game award goes to House Mafia by .BD, and fittingly, the Worst Host award goes to .BD. Nobody will accept .BD's role on his behalf because they are awful awards.

DH: Alright, security ... get this kid off my stage, we're moving on.

[Team Better Than You remove Lawls from the stage]

DH: K good. Now I'd like to introduce Wesson to hand out the Wesson Award (Troll of the Year).

[Wesson strolls out on the stage wearing a t-shirt that says Leeroy for President]

Wesson: Where's leeroy? Gonna go screw up his game.

DH: I'm not surprised. How bout those Steelers?

Wesson: lolRavens fans. us > them.

DH: True say.

leeroy-riz: Aren't you from Baltimore?

Wesson: Where did you come from? Bye.

leeroy-riz: Quit being mean to me.

DH: You legit need to leave, you're not winning an award.

leeroy-riz: ... KANTRIZ for life.

Wesson: K, so idk why there's an award named after me that has to do with trolling ... WTF DHitler, who says I'm a troll? I give valuable input in every game, everyone here knows it ... I'm a valued member to the section, can't deny that.

Postage: Perhaps DH is racist ... like leeroy!

DH: Don't compare me to leeroy. I have the power to ban ... permanently.

Wesson: Yeah, like you did to me brah.

DH: While you were trolling. /discussion. The award, please?

Wesson: K fine ... ... the winner of the Wesson Award, although I'd name it IMP Award or GOAT, but w/e .... the winner is me.

[Wesson takes his trophy and disappears out of site]

DH: Okay, this is taking too long. 'Fap, get up here and clean house.

Lostfap: I don't take orders from me.

DH: You do now.

Lostfap: Don't try the Survivor blackmail because it doesn't work on me.

DH: Amazing Race blackmail?

Lostfap: Nope.

DH: Tell everyone about what you did with Lawls on webcam

Lostfap ... ... Fuck.

[Lostfap makes his way to the podium]

Lostfap: Okay, my biggest sheep award ... I would personally like to thank this person for kissing my ass, but not in the way Steven is thinking. I'd also like to thank them for supporting AIDS, means a lot to me.

Kizza: Haha you have AIDS.

Wesson: I'm black.

Kizza: .... ...

Lostfap: So anyways, the winner of the award is ... ... ah fuck me, Mr. Lawls. Put a gun to my head, plz. Oh, and I take back the nice things I said, stay away from my ass.

DH: Yeah yeah keep it going.

Lostfap: Okay okay, I have ADD so I get distracted easily tehehehe. Scum Group = MMA Mafia, Chewbacca defenses as Best Fake Claim, Anything claimed by sXe as Worst Fake Claim, Jew920 for Lurker of the Year (good job, feel proud imo), SK in TIN TIN for Best Role Usage, Supahstah for Bannee of the year (he'll be remembered forever), and of course, Mr. Activity goes to ... ... DH.

Alcoholic:

DH:

Lostfap: ... nah, it goes to me. Thanks, kids.

[All of the followers jump to their feet as Lostfap returns to his seat]

DH: Thanks 'Fap, that's the kind of efficiency we've been missing. But up next is your Australian Player of the Year, Sticksy.

[The crowd cheers as Sticksy walks up to the stage while making shoutouts to his peeps]

Sticksy: Thanks guys, it's truly an honour to be recognized as the best Australian Player ... but y'know, now that I think of it, it didn't take much effort. I understand why you basically had to vote me - process of elimination. Nobody likes BkB since he's an lolMod, Kizza is never around so nobody cares about him, Mr. Lawls is busy wanking (seriously, nobody needs to know about that) and sXe ... . Are there any others? Nov, but he's too occupied living his life as John Cena in Doddsy's backyard. So as you can see, I don't exactly feel deserving of this award. Of course if you have some credible people in the running I'd still win, but winning this way just doesn't feel right. But on behalf of the Mafia nation, I'll take this award and take it proud ... thanks guys, at least you've got enough intelligence to realize who the logical choice is here ... Rush ;D.

[Sticksy returns to his seat as if nothing's happened. The audience just watches on, stunned]

DH: Erm, okay then ... thanks for that Sticksy. Now let's get some more of those obvious awards out of the way. F@ggot of the Year = Mr. Lawls, Most Dedicated = Lostfap (get a life, bud ... says I ), Lulz Player of the year = Supahstar, Doddsy having a shit fit in Cyanide & Happiness for Spastic Moment, and the "Really?" Moment goes to Rising/Postage trolling.

But now, the moment you've all been waiting for ... the DH Award of Excellence.

CM Dealer: Oh man, I'm definitely winning this one.

DH: As we've seen for the past 15 years, the DH Award of Excellence goes to the individual who has displayed all the proper traits of a true Mafia player - activity, humour, and lawls. Without a shadow of a doubt, this award goes to the person who had (in my humble opinion) the game of the year, as well as created the role of the year that Sticksy used flawlessly. Without further ado, the DH Award of Excellence goes to ...

Alcoholic!

[Alcoholic jumps up and down and starts screaming of joy as he quickly makes his way to the podium]

Alcoholic: Oh man, such an honour to receive such a prestigous award from HITLER himself. You guys really don't know how floored I am ... I'd like to thank my mom, my sister, my girlfriend, her best friend {}, and of course ... the other half of DREAM TEAM ... Postage ;D;D;D

[I just had sex plays as Postage dances out onto the stage and looks at Stone Cold sXe in confusion]

Postage: Where'd you get your clothes ... from the ... ... ... toilet store?!

Stone Cold sXe: My grandmother knit this sweater. Do you like it?

Alcoholic: Totally, now quit stealin' my thunder.

Postage: Thunder and lightning, bro.

Alcoholic: Absolutely. Now let's get this show on the road. Look at all these poor followers ... they wish they had the credentials of DREAM TEAM ... great at Mafia and even better at DH and his lol non-Mafia games.

Postage: Yeah c'mon DH, at least challenge us.

DH: KANTRIZ has your number.

Alcoholic: ... DREAM TEAM may be broken in this race, but it's still alive, don't you worry.

DH: I wasn't planni-

Postage: Hey ... out of our spotlight. We just won TEAM OF THE YEAR and you're interfering.

DH: Well if you're gonna hog the spotlight, at least announce some award winners.

Alcoholic: K, fine, be that way Hitler. The best newcomer is the same guy who nearly beat Postage in Survivor, but not quite since he doesn't lose Survivor ... ... Roy now wait Rigor.

Postage: Congrats brah, maybe one day you'll get an audition for DREAM TEAM ... ... maybe. But don't go anywhere Roy, it's likely you won Most Improved.

Alcoholic: ... WAT.

Postage: WAT?

Alcoholic: the Most Improved Player is ... ... is ... ... LAWLS.

Postage: WAT?

Lostfap: WAT?

Lawls: WAT?

Alcoholic: idk man, something's weird.

Postage: ... ... WAT.

Alcoholic: WAT?

Postage: the Most Underrated Player is ... ... ... DH.

Alcoholic: WAT?

Lostfap: Pft obviously, the guy's a legend.

Alcoholic: Hmm, well that's true. I guess it makes sense.

DH: Alright DREAM TEAM, your time's up ... go run around the world and do what you do on that private jet of yours.

Postage: We don't take orders from you.

DH: You do now ... EX-Mafia Mod.

Alcoholic: Oshit.

Postage: Meh, valid. I guess we best be heading out, TONY.

Alcoholic: Alright Chris, alright ... but remember kids, go out, get hammered, and wear condoms.

Postage: Be cool and stay in school.

[Postage and Alcoholic finally (key word there) make their departure]

DH: Wow ... that took a while. But it's now the moment you've all been waiting for ... the Best Awards.

MetalX: Oh yeah, I'm winning all of these.

Lostfap:

[X glares a hole through Lostfap]

Lostfap: Oh, sorry .. it's just ...

DH: Alright, contain yourself, John. Now I've already stated my opinion for the game of the year (Cyanide and Happiness), but unfortunately, that has not been voted the game of the year. However, the winning game is fairly deserving, although the host sucks, but oh well ;D ... ... the game of the year is ... New York Mafia!

[Postage is nowhere to be found ... probably havin' sex so he can sing "I just had sex"]

DH: Alright, great. Next up - host of the year. Now there's some good candidates on the list, especially that DH guy, but it should be interesting to see how it goes down ... ... and the winner is ... ... ... a tie between HOL, dan_marino, and Lostfap. Congrats guys, now GTFO.

Last but not least, the player of the year. A player who knows what they're talking about and does absolutely everything they can to win ... including playing the role of a sheppard. Yeah, Lostfap is the Player of the Year (Surprise!).

Lostfap: OMG OMG OMG I WON!!!! KANTOS, I WON!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY SUCK MY BALLS ALL OF YOU I WON HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL FAIL I'M SO GOOD AT MAFIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LICK ME HAHAHAHAHA J/K DON'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY (STEVEN).

jk ... but thanks, we all know I rock so can't say I'm surprised ;D

[Suddenly, a limo strolls onto the stage as the window rolls down to show Alco & Postage inside with a bunch of hoes]

Alcoholic: SUP?!

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