Re: Survivor Australia  - Gameplay Thread
Well, Well, Well, look at who’s in the final three.
Okay, so maybe I shouldn’t act like a cocky asshole, but you have to admit, if you were in the final three, you’d feel pretty good about yourself, but now that I got that shit out of the way, let’s get down to business.
I came into the game by asking DH to put me into the game. He said no, but then changed his mind and brought me in. You have to admit, greatest decision he made of this season. I pulled so much shit behind the scenes, which he doesn’t even know about. He wasn’t there while Lawls was threatening me, telling me that if I don’t beat Mr.Styles and win immunity, that my ass would be voted off. Where’s Lawls now? Exactly.
Speaking of Mr.Styles, I can imagine how mad he is that he’s on the jury, especially since I “backstabbed” him. What do you want me to do for you? Bend over backwards for you so you’d have a better shot at winning this game? Tell me something, do you really think that you would’ve lost if you were in the bottom three?! The final Lucha superstar in the Bottom Three, he faced adversity, “the ultimate underdog,” give me a break.
Let’s start from the beginning of my strategy plan, shall we?
When I was brought into this game, I had immediately joined forces with Metal X and Lostfap. It was funny, though, because I truly learned about these two good folks when they would message me on MSN. One said he didn’t trust the other, and vice-versa. Clearly I saw you can’t trust anyone. I was still finding my feel for the game, so I PM’ed Dan asking him if he wants to be in a secret alliance, in the case that Venganza would go to Tribal instead of Lucha. That wasn’t the case and that decision was gold because I had him as a safety.
NaFFan came to me and wanted to form an alliance with me. I said sure why not. What am I going to say? No and then get the target on my back? Mr.Styles then came to our tribe and I immediately joined forces with him. Lawls started getting on my fucking nerves and I wanted to get rid of him, but how would I do that? Lawls played this game before and I have not. How would I, a new guy, get rid of someone who’s played before? I went to Styles and I told him how Lawls was targeting him. Something about Lawls telling everyone (Wesson, Metal, me, and Fap) to vote out Styles. I took a BIG RISK and it paid off. You really think Lawls told me anything about voting off Styles?! Hell fucking no! I took a big risk and ran with it.
At some point in this game, I was in a couple of alliances.
And Hellfire and Dan just stood there.
I had to make a decision. Do I fuck over Metal or do I fuck over Styles? Who do you think would take me farther in the game? Hell yeah I chose Metal over Styles. I’m sorry Styles that you’re mad at me, but guess what … I played the game. I looked for what was in my best interest, not yours. I then took out Fan, and then I was with Metal and Wesson.
So now I had power in my control. Do I be with Metal and Wesson and go to Final Three with them or do I maybe do another risky move. I had a guaranteed spot in the Final Three with them, but I went to Hell and Dan and I said, you know what…let’s join an alliance and boom, we’re here.
This is obviously way too long of a read, so if you’re going to skip or skim this, just read the following part.
Last week, DH invited me to join a conversation with someone who is possibly the greatest player to play this game – Postage. The man who won three games. The man who had EVERYONE eat out of the palm of his hand. I got the chance to speak to him one-on-one and we discussed Game Strategies. Guess what? Exactly the fucking same. Except he was more in control than I was, but I didn’t want to be in control, too risky, and since he’s very well known and I wasn’t, I let veterans like Metal X be in control.
I had an opportunity everyone that plays this game has, but everyone only gets this chance ONCE. “The dumb, stupid, ignorant n00b.” And boy did I play my role right! I acted like I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing, but look at where I am. So while I was acting like I didn’t know what I was doing … I did. Oh and for everyone’s information … the answer to all four clues of the Hidden Immunity Idol was Mr. Pala, and had I not won immunity at the last challenge, I would’ve played my hidden immunity idol, not that I needed.
I have tons of shit to say, so if anyone here has a problem with me and wants to call me out on anything – fucking do it and I’ll give you a full explanation.
Now someone may tell me – yo, rookie, just because you’re in the final three doesn’t mean that you’re winning. You still need to get the jury’s vote and this plea doesn’t sound like a plea to get everyone to vote for me. But let me just say this one thing:
Don’t let your votes be biased. Don’t let your votes be based off who DIDN’T fuck me over and cost me my chance at winning this game. Vote for who deserves to win. Vote for the person that played the hardest! Because the fact of the matter is, I carried these two shmucks to the Final Three. Dan did jack shit. He formed an alliance with ME and Hellfire, and that’s the only reason he is here. Hellfire is only here because I went to him and told him that me and him would be in the final three and it was either joining me or getting voted out, because I had the power and the numbers to fuck him and Dan over and put him into the Final Three.
I did more work than them. I have a lot of posts in this thread. I stayed up literally all night teaming up with Mr.Styles to make sure Lawls didn’t have immunity (even though he already had, but still … I stayed up all night) and look at what a rookie, playing for his first time, did.
This is a major long fucking post but I can keep going.
Just read the bolded, they are the most important.