Everyone was very happy that only 1 townie had been killed off so far, and it was just Ronald McDonald who was pretty annoying. Everyone was out by the swimming pool, where Certs had turned the water into wine. Certs was no hanging out on the edge of the pool, watching all his friends having fun. When suddenly, something grabbed him and dragged him under. Nobody noticed he was missing until his drowned body floated up to the surface.
Congratulations, you are Jesus, the Savior, Innocent Aligned!
Everyone was mourning the loss of Certs, except for Postage, who was too cool for that. He was sitting down at the bar, when a man with a gun walked up to him. "YOUR DEAD, FUCKER!" The man shouted as he shot at Postage, but Postage punched the bullet out of the air. EDIT The bullet went through his fist and rode up his blood vessel into his heart, killing him.
Congratulations, you are Mr. T, The Bodyguard, Innocent Aligned! You win when your faction is the last one left. You’re pretty tough, so you can protect other players. Each night, PM me the name of one player and they will be protected from dying that night.
INVINCIBLE also wasn't down by the pool. He didn't like crowds, so he was up in his room, talking to hawt "chicks" on his computer. He didn't notice somebody attached a bomb to his computer, and it blew up, killing him.
Congratulations, you are The Internet Nerd, Innocent Aligned! You win when your team is the only one left. As the the internet nerd, your posts need to be full of internet lingo: pwn, 1337, lol, noob, etc. You get lonely sometimes though, having no friends, so whenever you feel like it you can PM me the name of one player. You will become masons with them, and will be able to talk with them outside of the thread.
Back on Earth, jman619hbk pussied out and never showed up to the battle. He got hit by a bus.
Congratulations, you are Gandhi, The Pacifist, Innocent Aligned! You win when your faction is the only one left. You have several parts to your role. First off, as you are completely against killing, you cannot ever hammer the player getting lynched, or else you will commit suicide. Also, you have a one shot role. During one day phase, you may end the day without a lynch if you think you are about to kill an innocent.
It is now Day 3, with 20 alive, it's 11 for a lynch.
Last edited by BEST FOUR COLLY BIRDS; 11-08-2009 at 08:26 PM.