[dan the marino]

Night 1

Postage was sitting in his room watching porn on his computer. When suddenly, someone burst the door down. "Your dead, bitch!" The intruder shouted, but Postage took him by surprise with a running kick, knocking the man down. Postage jumped to his feet, but the man was gone.

Lostfan was walking to the bathroom, when he was knocked out. When he woke up, he was strapped in an electric chair. "Who are you?" A voice commanded. "Fuck you." Lostfan spat. The kidnapper wasn't pleased, so he shockced Lostfap a few times. "Alright alright!" Lostfap sobbed. "I'll tell you, just let me go!" Lostfap told the man who he was. The man unstrapped him. Grateful, Lostfap ran out of the room. "Thank God!" He said to himself. "I thought I was dead back th-" he was cut off as someone dropped out of the sky and decapitated him.

Lostfap was:

Congratulations, you are Death, the Janitor, Satan Aligned! You win when your faction is the last one left.
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During one night you are making the kill, you may PM me to use your role. The role of the person you kill will not be shown to anyone other than you, and will not be put up in the night write-up.

DHitler had made it back to his room. "Phew, I thought I'm glad I managed to make it out of day. That looked bad for a few moments." "Aha!" a man shouted triumphantly as he came out of the shadows. "So you were full of shit!" "No wait! oineoauifewonfiwa!" DHitler shouted, but the man unloaded his gun into DH's chest.

DHitler was:

Congratulations, you are Hamlet, The Role Cop, Innocent Aligned! You win when your team is the only one left. As Hamlet, you have decided to help out by sneaking around and spying on people to find their role. Each night, PM me the name of a player and you will find out their role. As in the book though, you have decided to make yourself seem less dangerous by acting insane. Therefore, you can only post in gibberish. You can post pictures and smiley faces though.

You were pretty paranoid in the book, even killing your friends and thinking your Uncle wanted you dead, so in actuality you were a Paranoid Role Cop, meaning that each result would be a mafia-ish role.

Except that this was the PM I sent him. Fail mod failed.

It is now Day 2, with 25 alive, it's 13 for a lynch.

[Lawls]

Vote Nov

[Nov]

Why are you lynching me you idiot?

[Lawls]

NVM

Unlynch

[Sleeper]

Originally Posted by Nov

Why are you lynching me you idiot?

Yo Nov, I’m real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but ThunderAngel is the biggest idiot of all time!

[Hohenheim of Light]

vote nov

i supos u haz nuff stuff, bro L bro.

[Lawls]

dw lynching nov was a joke, and just made up he was famine just to put some action in this game

[Nov]

Hmmm so your a role cop? Dhitler just died and he was a Paranoid Role Cop? But I still believe you because I know your not that dumb.

I'm just going to go ahead and claim. I'm Barack Obama and because I don't want people to believe all this nonsense I am the Cult Un-recruiter, meaning I can turn people who were culted back to Innocent or if I target them the same night they are targeted to be culted it saves them. I targeted yottsu tonight.

So if you did indeed get me as Famine then there's something up because that is not right. I know there's lots of roles that can do that but the only Innocent role I can think of is the Bus Driver. So if your out there...

[Nov]

Fuck so I just claimed for no reason?!

[Lawls]

your saying im a role cop. Well im not tbh