Ladies and gentlemen of this "supposed" town. This...
Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyk. But he lives on the planet Endor! Think about it. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookie, an 8 foot tall Wookie want to live with a bunch of 2 foot ewoks on Endor? It doesn't make any sense!
But more importantly you have to consider, what does this have to do with Survivor Mafia? Nothing...
It has nothing to do with this game, it does NOT MAKE SENSE!
Look at me. I'm being accused of mafia and I'm defending myself by talking about Chewbacca. It DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not making any sense! None of it makes sense!
So when you're leaning back in your comfy chair, thinking about if you wanna lynch me or not and thus eliminate me from the game, you have to ask yourself...does it make sense?
NO! It does NOT MAKE ANY SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor you have to let me live!
My defense rests.