Re: 3/14 Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread. LIVE from Chicago - The Lockdown Afterma
This is the show we've been looking forward to for 3 months now.
TNA HAS COME TO CHICAGO, LIVE
Do you like movie trailers to occupy one third of your show? Do you like jobber entrances for every other wrestler? Do you like part time wrestlers winning the title only to lose it back to stale baby faces? Do you become angry every time you see an entertaining character? Well if you do, then GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE TNA MANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!!!!
First of all, the number one reason you should watch is because of Bully fucking Ray. Today marks only one thing relevant, and no, it's not anybody's birthday, it's not because today is WWE Main Event which is only WWE's second show which doesn't feature more than an advertisement, it's because it's Bully Ray's 4th day as WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT'S GOING TO BE THE 5TH DAY OF THE HISTORIC REIGN OF BULLY RAY. And, if he's in a good mood (which he always seems to be) he may even bless you with a promo!
Now, if you do happen to have suffered severe blows to the head during infancy and for whatever reason do not want to see Bully Ray, there's more for you!
AJ FUCKING STYLES IS RETURNING TONIGHT, WHICH MEANS YOU AND EVERY OTHER WRESTLING FAN WITH HALF OF A BRAIN ARE GOING TO SEE AJ STYLES! AND HIS NEW PERSONA, AND HE MIGHT EVEN BLESS YOU WITH THE GIFT OF A MATCH!
Austin fucking Aries, Bobby Fucking Roode, Christopher Fucking Daniels, and Francois Fucking Kazarian ARE GOING TO FEUD TONIGHT, AND MAYBE EVEN WRESTLE!
This show will be the best Impact of all time, so strap your seat belts in and get ready, cause this is truly going to be Total...Nonstop...ACTION! TNA!
th sad truith that al of u cant ceem to grrasp is dat wrestlig is getig les poplar each day and no bodde caires abot it
vinse is senile at this poiint and th growth of tna has pleateuaed nd roh has nevr bin mor than his a crapy cult