Paul Heyman's such a coward. First he blindsides his friend CM Punk at MITB, then when CM Punk has a problem with him, he gets Brock Lesnar to do his fighting for him. Be a man Paul!!! You know CM Punk would kick your ass cause he's the best in the world!
Vince is acting really strange lately. He always used to make such great decisions and always wanted the Universe to enjoy his show, but he's done some bone-headed things lately. The Universe spoke and we wanted Vickie Guerrero fired, she did a horrible job. Vince then must have felt bad for her or something, because he was unhappy at her being fired and then yelled at the Universe. He's wrong about her. Then he proceeded to fire our beloved Teddy Long and rehire...who else...Vickie! What the hell!
I've really had enough with Damien Sandow. He comes out every week and insults us and tells us how he's smarter than all the WWE superstars. Well here's the scoop buddy, if you were really so smart then you wouldn't have to rely on cheating every week and taking advantage of others in order to get victories. He even double crossed his best buddy Cody Rhodes so he could win the MITB briefcase. He'll probably cheat to win the title too. I don't think he'll get a successful cash in though because he hardly ever wins anyway. When he's about to lose, he just quits the match anyway.
You know I don't really get the whole Rhodes/Sandow thing either. Don't get me wrong, I can't stand Damien Sandow; all he does is cheat to win matches and insult the audiences intelligence, but it just seems like Cody is being kind of childish over this whole thing.
Why hasn't The Big Show used his size properly and just crushed everybody in his path yet? Has he been injured for the past fourteen years? He should be the WWE Champion.
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