Eating Doritos In My Mom's Basement. A Crawl Space Basement.
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: WCW Country
Re: **The official kayfabe discussion thread**
You know what. I can't stand that guy Alberto Del Rio, but I love his little buddy, Ricardo Rodriguez. I wish Dolph hadn't hit him with that guitar, causing him to miss 30 days with that undisclosed injury.
Speaking of Dolph and Del Rio, I'm so happy Del Rio kicked him in the head so many times that he saw the light and dumped that crazy witch, AJ. She was probably cheating on him with Big E anyways.
Also, I'm so proud of John Cena for picking Daniel Bryan to face him at Summerslam. A coward like Ryback would have chosen Hornswaggle, but Cena showed why he is the best; he isn't afraid to take on a real challenge. Cena has faced incredible odds in the past, and against a guy as tough as Bryan, John is a huge underdog, but he always comes through when it matters most.
Lastly, I hope that CM Punk destroys that bully, Brock Lesnar. Before Wrestlemania, I didn't like Punk because he was really mean. But now that he's stopped calling the WWE Universe idiots, and equating himself to God every week, I'm really starting to warm up to him. Brock Lesnar is so big and scary, and he has an advantage because he only shows up when he wants to. Because of this, he always catches guys when they aren't ready. At Summerslam, Punk is going to be ready. He's been training UFC, and he'll be able to match Brock in his UFC abilities.
...And Bryan said, "Let there be YES!: and there was YES!"