Schmiel The Shyster - he would be a hasidic jew, born in new york wrestled at Yeshiva University and joined the Isreali Army. His biggest skill is contract negotiating and he always seems to get title matches when he doesn't deserve them. He also scams other wrestlers out of money.
Okay I'll play along: R-Truth goes back to prison.
He hasnt been on tv much, maybe his is injured, I dont know. In the PG era R-Truth is booty bumping Little Jimmy, in Attitude era, R-Truth is molesting Little Jimmy. Huge twist, Little Jimmy is a real kid and the reason no one saw him is because he is in Witness Protection.
A heel who pretends to be a babyface. No, hear me out, it could work. He beats everybody that the fans like more than him, constantly gets title shots, and beats everybody. Wins 12 World Titles in 10 years or so, nobody over 13 likes him, and he constantly gets negative reactions. Over the time where he dominates the business, ratings and buyrates go on a downhill skyrocket due to his domination, everybody begs for his character to be changed, but it doesn't happen because he thinks it will affect his Make-A-Wish work with disabled children. He only has a few moves that he does, and whenever he tries something else, he botches it badly. Regardless of the negative reactions he constantly receives, he is still pushed and made out to be the strongest wrestler in the world, and even when a dominant MMA champion comes to the WWE, this super face gets to beat him and make him leave.
Bob Neckbeard, the IWC Smark. He yells at the fans that wrestling is fake on his way to the ring. He always condones the actions of the heels because they're his favorite workers. Then he'll turn on the heels because they're getting a push and becoming too popular. He constantly talks about how much better the Indies are because they don't have to work a WWE style. He complains that guys like Triple H hold him down because of politicking backstage.
"So Bob, up next you're going to be fighting John Cena for the first time, what are your thoughts about that?"
"This is garbage! Cena is just gonna no sell all of my offense, then switch into Superman mode and hit his 5 moves of doom. Of course it won't actually hurt because wrestling is fake, but I'm gonna have to go out there and lay down for this jerk because he's the golden boy. It makes me sick. When are they going to start creating some new stars? Cena is totally stale, and even the fans boo him because they hate his lame he is. Turn the man heel and give ME a push. Why not have ME go over? Its just not fair!"
His appearance will be this overly bulky, balding guy with glasses who wears sweat pants and a really smarky t-shirt, like SAVE THE INDIES, and his mouth is constantly orange from being smeared with Cheeto residue.
"Psycho chick" AJ Lee- She's like a female Mankind but wearing a mouth-piece instead of a mask. After getting dumped and punted by Randy Orton, the "voices" corrupts AJ's soul and turns her into a demonic sexy bitch. Her promos include kidnapping male wrestlers and sexually torturing them in front of the camera. Her matches often go hardcore by cutting other Divas' hair and hitting them with a metallic spike dildo. She's also very seductive and dangerous to the point that she is able to steal the WWE Championship from the Rock (who is gay).
This character would be perfect for Cena:
Guy wins his 5th World championship in the same year all by cheating.After each of his wins he says that the reason all this happened is because of the WWE Universe.They boo him consantly and he's like,"A great crowd here in Miami" and continues to troll the crowd and telling them how much he loves them and when theyre booing him he says that he's being cheered.Cena could go down that road.
I posted this here before, but I thought of a gimmick where the Rock is a crackhead and lights up on camera and then says "If ya smelllll, what the Rock is smoking"... his special move, the Rock bottom, could be where he gets his opponent hooked on crack too.
A stiff japanese character that want to complain about the shit that wwe is in sport performance (cutting wrestler movesets, not taking any risk). Nakamura for example would be great for this role.
I've read a little, but I've read enough. I think one of the reasons why wrestling has been consistently seen as "low-brow" is because of the controversial gimmicks they try to get over.
Personally, I found R-Truth, if not controversial, embarrassing because it seemed Vince was determined to put on a one-man minstrel show with Truth as the star. fpalm
Hear me out... The cameras go back stage and theres Zack Ryder chatting to some teenage girls, he then says "lets go to my trailer" as there walking off he looks over longingly at some little boys backstage...
Boom Ryders actually relevant and edgy, opens up to tons of angles kidnap, teen pregnancys, arrests ect.
Hear me out... The cameras go back stage and theres Zack Ryder chatting to some teenage girls, he then says "lets go to my trailer" as there walking off he looks over longingly at some little boys backstage...
Boom Ryders actually relevant and edgy, opens up to tons of angles kidnap, teen pregnancys, arrests ect.
A necrophile cheerleader
An "animalloving" beekeeper with live sex celebrations
A big Yakuza fella shooting people in the face
A midget sumoringer with a golden shower fetish
"Controversial" enough?
Ku Klux Ken - White supremacist who hates black people, wears a Ku Klux Klan outfit. Every week he picks out a black wrestler and humiliates him(beats them up, mocks/insults then and makes their night a living hell. He also does vignettes where he talks about black people and how much he hates them and why he hates them. If the gimmick progressed he could just hate all races except whites, and pick on Mexicans etc.
The Wifebeater - Sexist, masochistic and abusive to women. He occasionally assaults WWE divas for pleasure and degrades them. His gimmick starts out as a playboy who get's all the WWE divas to fall in love with them, then when they can't resist his charms anymore they join him. After awhile he becomes mean and aggressive with them, and starts bullying them until he goes overboard and just becomes a real asshole.
The Wifebeater - Sexist, masochistic and abusive to women. He occasionally assaults WWE divas for pleasure and degrades them. His gimmick starts out as a playboy who get's all the WWE divas to fall in love with them, then when they can't resist his charms anymore they join him. After awhile he becomes mean and aggressive with them, and starts bullying them until he goes overboard and just becomes a real asshole.
Come on, we can't have this shit because it would never fly in any era. Here is one that obvious makes a lot of sense and is always suggest in
"Make a Modern Day Character/Surprised This Isn't A Character/Etc"
Disgruntled military veteran. Goes into WWE to castigate the crowds for being pro-USA and pro-war when he got completely fucked over by the military and society, the wars are unjust to him, etc. It would be just like Muhammed Hassan where this guy would be getting tons of heel heat but when you think about it, isn't the guy making a lot of sense? Have him wear camo pants and ripped up ACU tops and attack John Cena for being a full of shit fake "Marine" getting cheap pops off his suffering.
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