Meltzer said I'm a good worker
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Bob Neckbeard, the IWC Smark. He yells at the fans that wrestling is fake on his way to the ring. He always condones the actions of the heels because they're his favorite workers. Then he'll turn on the heels because they're getting a push and becoming too popular. He constantly talks about how much better the Indies are because they don't have to work a WWE style. He complains that guys like Triple H hold him down because of politicking backstage.
"So Bob, up next you're going to be fighting John Cena for the first time, what are your thoughts about that?"
"This is garbage! Cena is just gonna no sell all of my offense, then switch into Superman mode and hit his 5 moves of doom. Of course it won't actually hurt because wrestling is fake, but I'm gonna have to go out there and lay down for this jerk because he's the golden boy. It makes me sick. When are they going to start creating some new stars? Cena is totally stale, and even the fans boo him because they hate his lame he is. Turn the man heel and give ME a push. Why not have ME go over? Its just not fair!"
His appearance will be this overly bulky, balding guy with glasses who wears sweat pants and a really smarky t-shirt, like SAVE THE INDIES, and his mouth is constantly orange from being smeared with Cheeto residue.
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