Sin Cara gets fired for botching too much, a sympathetic member of the production team in the music and video department give him a job so he can make ends meet. A few people get sacked in the winter cuts so Sin Cara manages to work his way up to a pretty important role by late January..2014 Royal Rumble, the lights dim for #30. The Undertaker's gong goes off...then this starts playing -
Ricardo Rodriguez, repackaged as mental beyond an AJ scale.
As is, loony bin-ready crazy.
Keep him a face, but have him snap after one too many beatdowns by the heels. Maybe have him bite someone in the head during a match, do more ECW-like matches, have him make Mick Foley's stuff seem almost, but not quite, tame.
What say you?
Marking For: Ricardo Rodriguez, Paul Heyman, The Shield
The Blue Falcon:
Blue Masked super sadistic luchador heel who goes after all the undercard comedy bullshit that the mothers and children love. He's
spent his whole career catering to ankle biting little rat bastards in nothing federation in Mexico and now he's in the Big Leagues and is going to clear it out of all the Bush League kiddie bullshit. He exists to terrify children and make them cry. He'll be maiming Great Khali, Tensai, Hornswoggle, etc. His real feuds would be with Kofi, Ryder and Brodus Clay, but principally Kofi.
His first act of business is to take a lead pipe, his version of Triple H's Burying Time Shovel-Sledgehammer, and break somebody's ankles and knees.
The whole gimmick would be informed by this rant.
FUCK THE CHILDREN.
I know what you're thinking, "Jesus Christ, he's not gonna attack children is he?" YES HE IS!
You've turned children into cult objects. You have a child fetish and it is unhealthy and I'm here to break you of it.
-Open steroid abuser. His symbol would be the molecular diagram of some popular anabolic steroid. Available on wwe shopzone:t-shirts, hats and glow steroid molecules for the kids.
-high ranking scientologist. He would be OT level 7 and have a bunch of supernatural powers.
-Wade Roe the abortionist
-wrestler who is openly gay but is not a stereotype.
Special Ed - a retarded Wrestler. He arrives to the arena in a yellow school bus, with his lunchbox, and he mimics Hogan, Cena, and the Rock. He calls timeouts during matches and he beats all the faces when they refuse to beat him up. His career starts out when he meets CENA and he wants a Wrestling Match vs. Cena... Cena being the nice guy lets him win. Next week the retard is in the top 10., so heel wrestlers start flying him to RAW so they can get the positional jump by beating someone in the top 10.
A Big Gay Biker - I want a guy who looks like RW Hawk and sticks his hand down wrestlers pants, grinds up aganist them, and sticks his finger in their butts - then smells his finger. He'll walk into the locker room grab a wrestlers truck and sniff them. If a Wrestler gets up he smells their seats and he carries straws around.
A Super Smart and Fat internet wrestling Fan (think Bastion Booger) whose watched 10,000 wrestling matches and has an immense knowledge of what to do. He'll cut promos and give obscure quotes like I'll make you tap out like the Iron Shiek made George South tap on Wrestling SUperstars in 1983. He's also a virgin.
Little Jimmy - a huge monster like the Boogey Man
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