Hear me out... The cameras go back stage and theres Zack Ryder chatting to some teenage girls, he then says "lets go to my trailer" as there walking off he looks over longingly at some little boys backstage...
Boom Ryders actually relevant and edgy, opens up to tons of angles kidnap, teen pregnancys, arrests ect.
A REAL Anti-USA gimmick. I mean, not an arabian Muhammad Hassan gimmick, but a guy with similar arguments that attack the USA patriotism moral. And it's never gonna happen due to the republican roots at the WWE management.
Drug Cartel Leader, Alberto Del Rio - have him leave The Roid's head in the desert to begin his reign of terror.
That would be awesome. I'd support that. Show him down on the border running into Stone Cold Steve Austin in Texas while he's smuggling drugs across the Rio Grande, have him get a stunner and dragged off by Border Patrol. Book that shit.
Kerwhin White. Read as a minority that acts like vice mcmahon on a budget. Not a mocking budget, just your typical all american caucasian living life the right way. The white way. Only this time, don't pull the plug.
WWE is filled with 'Good Ol' Boys' in power positions. It is just how it is, and I will keep calling WWE, Pro Wrestling in USA, as well as some of it's fans out on this because it is bollox. I do notice an apparent effort being made to mitigate this somewhat, but time will ultimately tell.
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