Re: WWE release Trent Baretta (POSSIBLY MORE TO COME)
I can picture them (the jobbers etc) all having a Royal Rumble in a mini-sized ring in Vince's office, and each time one is eliminated he shouts 'YOUUUUUU'RE FIRRRRRRED!' and the news gets updated to the dirtsheets. There is only the bottom ring rope there as well to make it exceedingly more dangerous. They're all hanging on to their jobs for dear life.
Fuck it, that's the way I'd do it anyway.
If you type "Adolf Hitler was a fucking cunt" into Google using the speechmarks, you get two results over the entire internet. If you type in "Jeremy Kyle is a fucking cunt", you get 612. I can't do the maths, but that sounds about right.