Cena is a Vanilla Midget
Hold on, I know what you're thinking...but contain yourself, cause I'm about to blow your fucking socks off.
Look at the common criticisms of Cena: Bad promos, stupid look, obnoxious character.
Look at the common compliments of Cena: Great ringwork and funny as a mid-card heel.
Face it, if you took Cena and transported him to 1998 WCW, he'd fit in fantastically with Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero and Malenko. He's a shorter guy with a great, athletic build (like Guerrero/Benoit). Is great at being an asshole heel (like Jericho) and has good to great matches with a variety of opponents (like...all of them).
Face it, John Cena is the vanilla midget of the IWC, regardless of how a lot of the people in the crowd see him, the IWC on a whole, does not like his promos, but still responds favorably to his ringwork. If we're Kevin Nash, he's Dean Malenko.
And anybody who says Cena can't wrestle should slap themselves instead of masturbating to 25 minute ECW snooze-fests.
Currently marking for:
WWE Main Roster: Cesaro, Seth Rollins, Sheamus, Kalisto, Kevin Owens, Alberto Del Rio, Rusev, Neville, Renee Young, Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair, New Day
WWE NXT: Sami Zayn, Finn Bálor, Hideo Itami, Vaudevillains, Realest Guys, Blake+Alexa+Murphy Factor, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, Baron Corbin, Samoa Joe, Asuka, Chad Gable
Dragon Gate: BxB Hulk, Masato Yoshino, Chuck Taylor, CIMA, Naruki Doi.
RoH: Briscoe Brothers, Adam Cole, The Addiction, AJ Styles, MsChif, Steve Corino
Lucha Underground: Ivelisse, King Cuerno, Cheerleader Melissa, Cage, Johnny Mundo, Fenix, Pentagon Jr.
Joshi: Ayako Hamada, Megumi Kudo, Manami Toyota
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