Cena is a Vanilla Midget
Hold on, I know what you're thinking...but contain yourself, cause I'm about to blow your fucking socks off.
Look at the common criticisms of Cena: Bad promos, stupid look, obnoxious character.
Look at the common compliments of Cena: Great ringwork and funny as a mid-card heel.
Face it, if you took Cena and transported him to 1998 WCW, he'd fit in fantastically with Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero and Malenko. He's a shorter guy with a great, athletic build (like Guerrero/Benoit). Is great at being an asshole heel (like Jericho) and has good to great matches with a variety of opponents (like...all of them).
Face it, John Cena is the vanilla midget of the IWC, regardless of how a lot of the people in the crowd see him, the IWC on a whole, does not like his promos, but still responds favorably to his ringwork. If we're Kevin Nash, he's Dean Malenko.
And anybody who says Cena can't wrestle should slap themselves instead of masturbating to 25 minute ECW snooze-fests.
Currently marking for:
Raw: CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, ADR, Beth Phoenix, Zack Ryder, Brodus Clay.
Smackdown: Daniel Bryan, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Sheamus, AJ Lee.
Impact: Motor City Machine Guns, Beer Money, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, D'Angelo Dinero, Sarita.
RoH: Colt Cabana, Jimmy Jacobs, El Generico, Kevin Steen.
Dragon Gate: BxB Hulk, Masato Yoshino, Low Ki, Chuck Taylor, CIMA, Homicide, Naruki Doi.
SHIMMER: Sara Del Ray, LuFisto, MsChif, Allison Danger, Portia Perez, Cheerleader Melissa, Buggy Nova.
FCW: Kings of Wrestling, Richie Steamboat.
Free Agents: Generation Me, John Morrison, Amazing Red, Daffney, Melina.
Thank you Edge, and heal well Sabin.
We are now witnessing the birth of the Reality Era.
The Men of Wrestling section will be created!