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Old 12-01-2012, 04:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Cena is a Vanilla Midget

Hold on, I know what you're thinking...but contain yourself, cause I'm about to blow your fucking socks off.

Look at the common criticisms of Cena: Bad promos, stupid look, obnoxious character.

Look at the common compliments of Cena: Great ringwork and funny as a mid-card heel.

Face it, if you took Cena and transported him to 1998 WCW, he'd fit in fantastically with Benoit, Jericho, Guerrero and Malenko. He's a shorter guy with a great, athletic build (like Guerrero/Benoit). Is great at being an asshole heel (like Jericho) and has good to great matches with a variety of opponents (like...all of them).

Face it, John Cena is the vanilla midget of the IWC, regardless of how a lot of the people in the crowd see him, the IWC on a whole, does not like his promos, but still responds favorably to his ringwork. If we're Kevin Nash, he's Dean Malenko.

And anybody who says Cena can't wrestle should slap themselves instead of masturbating to 25 minute ECW snooze-fests.
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Old 12-01-2012, 05:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: Cena is a Vanilla Midget

He's over 6 feet tall. Hardly a midget.

He doesn't have an "athletic" build he's built like a brick shithouse
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Look at the common compliments of Cena: Great ringwork and funny as a mid-card heel.
haha

Also lol @ "25 minutes ECW snoozefest" and "athletic build"
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Cena is a great worker, i'll give you that.

Haters will hate, but the guy is great in the ring.
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Not technical enough to be a Sweet Little Dude.
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Default Re: Cena is a Vanilla Midget

john Cena is the vanilla midget of the IWC, regardless of how a lot of the people in the crowd see him, the IWC on a whole, does not like his promos, but still responds favorably to his ringwork. If we're Kevin Nash, he's Dean Malenkohey are not bigger than life. I bet they could both walk through airports and not be noticed unless they have a gimmick shirt on and the belt."They are short and skinny (the "midget" part), and bland as all get-out ("vanilla"). But the IWC fucking LOVES THEM, because the IWC is full of people who confuse wrestling with gymnastics.
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Obvious trolling, but I'm gonna respond as if you're serious. John Cena is a former body builder, much like Triple H and Batista. If you're calling him of all people a vanilla midget than you don't know what the term means. It refers to guys who you wouldn't think are profession wrestlers based on look. Benoit, Eddie & even Jericho were bigger in WWE than they were in WCW and ECW, but they impressed fans with there technical wrestling abilities, much like CM Punk and Daniel Bryan today. John Cena has never been know for his aesthetic approach to ring work, but he is a good worker and that's one of the reason's he's been main eventing for most of his career. Say what you want about him, but he's consistently turned out great main event matches with large amount of wrestlers with different styles. Now, to say his promo work is bland and that makes him on a good mid-card heel, that's beyond stupid. Yes, John Cena does pander too children and adheres to the PG rating more than anyone, as the face of the company should, but he's turned out a bunch of well timed serious promos as well. He's also a huge draw, "vanilla midgets" actually haven't drawn that well. CM Punk for example, who I'm a fan of, isn't exactly breaking rating records, and every time Cena's gotten injured while CM Punk has been champion they've always took the belt off him (2008) or have found ways to keep Cena on TV while recovering. Benoit wasn't a draw, which is why they made WrestleMania XX a triple threat, because the fear that he wouldn't sell it on his own. Cena hate is always going to be high, but acknowledging what he actually brings to the table is always left out. He might not be your favorite, but he does what he's there for.
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Default Re: Cena is a Vanilla Midget

IWC won't admit it but he is still number 1 in the company, even if Punk labels himself best in the world. He's a solid performer and I enjoy his matches. This week he was involved in 3 matches, all which were very good and made his opponents looking very strong despite losing.
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