Imagine you are a newborn baby.
If WWE wrestlers could be your family, who would you choose?
-Brother (Brothers if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Sister (Divas, sisters if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Grandfather (A WWE legend over 50)
-Grandmother (WWE legend over 50)
-And a friend who's always there for you to entertain you
-And oh, you can mention your girlfriend too.
Triple H. He's in the charge of things and would legitimately kick ass if someone disturbs me. And funny, with his DX jokes and stuff.
Victoria. Or Natalya, if we want the current roster. They're kinda older so I wouldn't fuck them or something. And they can beat the crap out of everyone.
Dolph Ziggler. Cocky and can defend himself. As he's my brother, he wouldn't hate me.
Eve. Kinda reminds me of all my cousins. Successful and cocky.
Dusty Rhodes. He's kinda crazy but caring and loving.
Mae Young. Because she is immortal and I'm a hand.
A friend who's always there for you to entertain you:
Rey Mysterio. Nothing better than the guy that I loved since my childhood.
Layla. Because AJ is crazy.
Don't complain about the thread cuz' we know it is crazy. Just post your choices or