If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Imagine you are a newborn baby.

If WWE wrestlers could be your family, who would you choose?
-Father
-Mother
-Brother (Brothers if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Sister (Divas, sisters if tag-team, up to 40 years)
-Grandfather (A WWE legend over 50)
-Grandmother (WWE legend over 50)
-And a friend who's always there for you to entertain you
-And oh, you can mention your girlfriend too.

My choices:

Father: Triple H. He's in the charge of things and would legitimately kick ass if someone disturbs me. And funny, with his DX jokes and stuff.

Mother: Victoria. Or Natalya, if we want the current roster. They're kinda older so I wouldn't fuck them or something. And they can beat the crap out of everyone.

Brother: Dolph Ziggler. Cocky and can defend himself. As he's my brother, he wouldn't hate me.

Sister: Eve. Kinda reminds me of all my cousins. Successful and cocky.

Grandfather: Dusty Rhodes. He's kinda crazy but caring and loving.

Grandmother: Mae Young. Because she is immortal and I'm a hand.

A friend who's always there for you to entertain you: Rey Mysterio. Nothing better than the guy that I loved since my childhood.

Girlfriend: Layla. Because AJ is crazy.


Don't complain about the thread cuz' we know it is crazy. Just post your choices or :daniels

:) :kurt

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Damn, this has to be the weirdest thread I've ever seen.

I prefer my family and wouldn't switch them with anybody in the world. And why didn't you list your choices?

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

I lol'd.

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Definitely a...."unique" thread but ok. lol

Father - idk I guess Mark Henry. Seems like a good dude that would make a good father. I assume he has kids. Plus, imagine if you were getting bullied in school. That be one badass dad to have. lol

Mom - idk, I'd fuck most divas so that would be a little weird.

Brother - R-Truth. I actually know some of his family and they are good people. He seems like a cool dude too.

Sister - same issue as mom. Would be weird

Grandfather - Ron Simmons.

Grandmother - seriously, just can't think of any black woman in pro wrestling it wouldn't be weird to be related to.

Friend - Kofi. Seems like a nice person. Video game/comic book nerd so we would probably have a lot in common.

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

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Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Of course not really, just if you (as a wrestling fan) wanted. But I wouldn't give my family for anything too, silly. Nobody will. I'm making my own list trying to think of all wrestlers and their personas in ring & real life.

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Father - Chris Benoit

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

By far the creepiest thread ever, and creepier to anyone who replies with their list.
Keep up the bad work.

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

Father: Vince McMahon, Jr.
Mother: Linda McMahon
Brother: Shane McMahon
Sister: Stephanie McMahon
Grandfather: Vince McMahon, Sr.
Grandmother: Whoever Vince Sr was married too.
Friend: Triple H

Re: If WWE wrestlers could be your family....
 

I wouldn't want a wrestler as my father or mother. I'd never see them anyways and who knows if they'd become addicted to drugs/pain meds. Weird thread.