I think this would be a cool gimmick..I know they're in England but still.
No, I think you make a great point here. If only the WWE were as witty as you. It would be nice to see Cesaro open the show with a title defense, but first really talking shit on the United States in a foreign country. He could even rip on England for giving "birth" to America, and saying that's all England is today, is a wretched, old, hag just like their Queen. That would draw massive heat, and then out comes local wrestler PAC for a United States title shot.