'Fists of fire!'
'Through hellfire and brimstone!'
'Bah gawd my momma fainted'
'What in theeee hell!'
'Like a government mule'
'Those clubbing fists'
'Like forcing smoke through a keyhole'
To be honest, some of these I still mark out for, especially 'GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!'.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is proof that ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!'
'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!'
'He's stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!'
I actually miss JR saying those now though.
Or as Tony Schiavone used to say pretty much EVERY SINGLE WEEK in WCW....
'This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!'