'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is proof that ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!'
'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!'
'He's stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!'
I actually miss JR saying those now though.
Or as Tony Schiavone used to say pretty much EVERY SINGLE WEEK in WCW....
'This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!'