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post #21 of 56 (permalink) Old 10-31-2012, 06:43 PM
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Re: Commentary cliches?

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"Shades of his father" - this is one of the most annoying there is.
LOL. True that. As if we had forgotten who fucking Tamina Snuka's dad is.
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Re: Commentary cliches?

Jim Ross has about a million:

'Difference maker'
'Fists of fire!'
'Through hellfire and brimstone!'
'Bah gawd my momma fainted'
'What in theeee hell!'
'Like a government mule'
'Those clubbing fists'
'Like forcing smoke through a keyhole'

To be honest, some of these I still mark out for, especially 'GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!'.

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I lol'd on Smackdown when Matthews said "Orton slithers into a pin" and JBL called him out for it.. "Why can't you just say he pinned him?"
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"In that very ring"

Some say he only knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that he has a plasticine model of James May in his garden shed for inspiration. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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Vintage Orton

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"Vintage..." *insert every single guy on the roster*

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"He get's the pin, 1,2 oh no!"
"New champion, oh no!"
"I have never seen the Undertaker get man handled like this before"

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'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is proof that ANYTHING can happen in the World Wrestling Federation!'
'Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stunner! Stunner! Stunner!'
'He's stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!'

I actually miss JR saying those now though.

Or as Tony Schiavone used to say pretty much EVERY SINGLE WEEK in WCW....

'This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!'

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New generation era cliche: Fightingest champion in history
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"Solar Plexus."
"He hit him hard in the Solar Plexus."

"But here's a big difference between me and Aj Styles.
I got the better hair now... I'll have the better hair tomorrow.
And If we ever cross paths and I beat him in the ring I'll have the better hair the next morning too."

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