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Old 10-31-2012, 12:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i dont know if this counts it probably doesnt but when right at the 2 count cole screams "we have a new champion" only for the expected PREDICTABLE kickout to happen every goddamn motherfucken time, he basically ruins what we dont know is a kickout or not, only if youve watched as long as i have you'll get what i mean..

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Old 10-31-2012, 12:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i dont know if this counts it probably doesnt but when right at the 2 count cole screams "we have a new champion" only for the expected PREDICTABLE kickout to happen every goddamn motherfucken time, he basically ruins what we dont know is a kickout or not, only if youve watched as long as i have you'll get what i mean..

i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it

Yeah or "It's over, IT'S OVER!! AND A KICKOUT AT 2" - or especially for Undertaker WM Matches "Streaks Over, IT'S OVER! AND SOMEHOW TAKER KICKS OUT"
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Old 10-31-2012, 12:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"What a maneuver"

Gorilla Monsoon's fallback for any move he didn't know the name of.
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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A few ones that i find annoying as fuck:

Commentators on Orton ''Orton's starting to hear voices in his head''

Cole every time a big return or surprise takes place ''OH MY! OH MY ITS _______ ''

A non-finisher that everyone kicks out of ''I can't believe he kicked out of that. How did he kick out of that?''
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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When they make the shittiest, most boring thing seem like the greatest thing ever.

"Vickie just booked the biggest Lumberjack match in history! I'm cumming in my pants so bad right now!" - and literally nobody in the crowd, or at home, gives a fuck.

It's just cringeworthy.
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I hate when every year at Wrestlemania they say: "This is the greatest Wrestlemania Main Event of all time".
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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"Whipping him like a government mule".
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The one that has annoyed me since the very early 90's and still does to this day is whenever anyone attacks The Undertaker and whichever announcer is working will come out with "we've never ever seen The Undertaker manhandled like this before" or something very close to those lines. I can think of Jake Roberts, Kamala, Giant Gonzalez, Yokozuna, King Kong Bundy, Kama, Mabel, Diesel, Mankind, Vader, Kane, The Big Show, The Great Khali, Mark Henry, Shawn Michaels and Triple H off the top of my head that have all had that line used during their feud with The Undertaker.
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Old 10-31-2012, 05:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Even though wood, plastic and aluminium are often cheaper, lighter and more appropriate construction materials, it seems everything in pro wrestling is made of "SOLID STEEL!".

Also, wrestlers don't have heads. They have "SKULLS".
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