in all honesty I really believe that it was Kofi's fault (for the botched Rock Bottom to CM Punk on the spanish announce table) now what Kofi did was waaaay kooler during the Rumble...
He climbed on the table from Alberts back, Thus compromising the tables Integrity later that evening for the rock bottom announce table bump. Kofi walking around on it earlier weakened it to the point where the conditions for collapse were reached!
It was fine for what it was, but oh my God was it stupid.
This isn’t me hating on Kofi as a gag, I just think it was dumber than shit.
If you’re stranded on the announce table, there are SO MANY WAYS to get back into the ring. The easiest way would be, I don’t know, hop on one foot? Just put one foot down and hop over to the apron. You’re still in.
You’ve got that surfboard sized protective covering you’re standing on, right? Drop that on the ground and walk over like a bridge. If you can stand on a table and not be out, there are no thickness limits for objects allowed between your feet on the floor.
You could also do the John Morrison thing and take like, one step to your right, jump from the rail to the stairs and still be in.
OR, if you get a chair, why not just sit down in the chair and push it over? You can even use your one leg to “row” it. OR JUST USE MANY CHAIRS AND WALK ACROSS THEM.
I feel like pogo sticking it over was seriously the stupidest and least reasonable way to get back over.
Cody Rhodes agreed, and as soon as Kofi got up on the apron, he handled it.
Thank you, Cody Rhodes. You're the best.