1. I hope she's OK
2. It's good nothing serious happened
3. LOLian Carcia is gold
4. Don't worry gal, The Rock is on his way... you'll know he's there when all the lights in the hospital short circuit because he's so electrifying.
5. That's about it
I'm someone who genuinely appreciates jokes for extreme scenarios but the fact that the jokes here outweigh the well-wishes is awful. Hope she makes a full recovery, and no I haven't got any jokes lined up.
It took nearly two pages to get a genuine response!
Gosh guys, funny jokes and all, but the woman was hit by a freaking car! Come on.
Glad she's stable though. Kinda wondering how it went down tbh