I'm going to try and keep this short but this is what happened today in my day.I'm mostly sharing this because it was one HELL of a Friday.
So on my birthday "18th Oct" I went to a WWE event,However this wasn't enough for me I wanted fucking photos with the WWE wrestlers.So I stayed up all night and looked where the wrestlers were staying and I found out they were going to Giza's pyramids "I discovered this at 3am 19th Oct" and was fucking happy like a 2 year old seeing John Cena.Anyway I slept for about 2 hours and had an alarm clock wake me up and woke up my mom and told her to come with me to the pyramids since my mom knows how to go there fast and Giza is VERY far from where I live in Cairo and it took us 40 minutes to get there.
So we went,Didn't find any WWE wrestlers and I was disappointed.I asked Police everywhere where they were and they all said they don't know. So I started just taking photos of myself and all and went "what the heck,I'm in the pyramids and I already went to a WWE event let me enjoy the moment.As we were going out and leaving the pyramids I look at a bus and GUESS WHO I SEE ON THAT BUS? JINDER MAHAL DRINKING AND WADE LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW.Holy mother fucking crap I instantly smiled and told my mother to fucking run,We ran up the hill again and chased that bus like crazy.We couldn't keep up so we got on one of those cart horses and told the guy to follow that bus,We eventually got to them and lo and behold police and security fucking EVERYWHERE.
So the wrestlers come out and I instantly spot Jinder Mahal and run to him and ask him for a photo because I'm a huge fan of his and I think he's underrated,The guy was really nice and just laughed and went "Why thank you" and I took a photo with him.However I am soon to realize my photo with Jinder was lucky because when the wrestlers started taking photos themselves security pushed EVERYONE back.I kept taking photos of the guys taking pictures,My mother said this was bullshit and told me why not just run to them and take pictures like I did with Jinder? I explained to her I can't just run to them while they were busy and the security explained this to my mother,So I decided to wait until they were finished and made a deal with the security to get photos after they finish.Suddenly people started coming and going "ITS WWE,I HEARD THERE'S JOHN CENA" and a shitload of people ran up the hill to see the wrestlers,Holy fucking shit it was scary there were like so many fucking people.The wrestlers then left and I think they cancelled getting photos with the sphinx because of the amount of people,So my mother and I keep running to the bus and suddenly the security folks tell my mother to get in their cars so they could reach the bus.
We eventually head into the city and the wrestlers get inside a Bazar but holy fucking shit people chased us right to the Bazar and the entire fucking city were pushing and trying to get in and the fucking security gaurds were pushing and beating the shit out of people,My mother and I were taking by security to stand outside the bazar and couldn't get in because security kept telling us we can't let you in infront of people.We waited for an entire hour,Eventually security got REAL violent and pushed people back real far and one of the security guy quickly grabbed me and pushed me into the Bazar's door and I literally entered the Bazar almost falling and one of the security guys followed me to take photos for me.
I instantly saw Ryder and asked for a photo and he was like "Yeah just real quick",Lmfao the guy seemed pissed or maybe he just hated my mustache.Anyway I notice many of the wrestlers were busy buying stuff to I go to the ones not doing anything and I spot Kofi and ask him for a photo and go like "I've been chasing you guys for 3 hours straight please can I get a photo with you?" Kofi replies "Ofcourse you can" and I get a photo with him too and shake his hand and thank him and he says no problem then I spot Barret alone and I think FUCK YEAH BARRET so I tell him the same thing I told Kofi and he goes "Sure" and I take the photo with him and I actually get to have a conversation with the guy,Kept telling him I was cheering him last night and that he should be WWE champion by now and he laughs and I shake his hand and thank him and he goes my pleasure "Wade made my fucking day",I then spot Ziggler and tell him the same 3 hour thing but ask him if he saw me chasing his bus and he goes "I'm not sure really but wow" and he agrees for a photo and I take the photo and shake his hand and thank him, Finally I see Kaitlyn and I go "Can I please have a photo with you?" and she goes "Oh can you" in a way literally meaning "Ofcourse you can",She seems really friendly I'll give her that.I notice that everyone is busy and decide to go "even though I wanted to take pics with Truth,The Prime Time Players and Natalya" but then I leave the Bazar and the security instantly go "RUN NOW" and I run like my life depends on it.Turns out some security told my mother to sit away and let me only "slide in".
I leave and I must say,I feel like a god damn champion for being the only one allowed inside to get photos.
Me and Jinder Mahal
Me kissing ass,This is how I started getting the security guard's good side and eventually a deal.
Wrestlers taking photos "I have like 20 of these with them doing different poses and them riding camels and whatnot but I won't bother posting them all because I'm a lazy fuck,If you want more just ask"
Security outside the Bazar,Wish I could have recorded the violence.
Me and Zack Ryder,Doesn't he just look so happy?
Me and Kofi Kingston
Me and Wade Barret
Me and Dolph Ziggler
Me and Kaitlyn