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10-03-2012, 02:41 PM
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Moxley/Ambrose
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If WWE was a food outlet
Let's say WWE opened up their own food outlet. What sort of names do you think they could give their specials. Has to be WWE related.
For example.
Royal Rumbler - A specialty hamburger, it would be the WWE's version of a Big Mac.
Hell In A Shell - A Specialty taco, complete with hot spices to give it that extra kick.
The Mizanin - Named after the The Miz, it would be a sandwich of sorts.
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10-03-2012, 02:44 PM
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Working on my abs
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
Heath Slater = Wendy's chick.
Jerry Lawler = Burger King.
Sheamus = Ronald McDonald.
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10-03-2012, 02:50 PM
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
The Rybacon - Two buns, 500g of fried bacon, one cow, a leaf of salad and about 200ml of Shamoose-brand mayonaise. Oh, and you get one free cup of juice 
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10-03-2012, 02:52 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
The McGillicutty.
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10-03-2012, 02:55 PM
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Little Poppa Pump
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
The BRET "HART ATTACK" BURGER
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10-03-2012, 02:58 PM
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
Sandbagger - 300 pounds of lard. may contain shit
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10-03-2012, 03:01 PM
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Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
the big show - double cheese burger with crispy bacon on top with large fries and juice on the side
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10-03-2012, 03:02 PM
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
Fuck that. What if KFC was a wrestling company? The Colonel vs a bunch of chickens in a handicap deathmatch.
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10-03-2012, 03:27 PM
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
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Originally Posted by kregnaz
The Rybacon - Two buns, 500g of fried bacon, one cow, a leaf of salad and about 200ml of Shamoose-brand mayonaise. Oh, and you get one free cup of juice |
On that note they should hire Ryback to do some big burger commercial.
Ryback sits down at a table "FEED ME MORE" the waiter then puts the burger down. Cut to Ryback finishing the burger, then show him slapping his head "DONE!" Their slogan can be "Our burgers are so big, they can feed Ryback." |
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10-03-2012, 05:09 PM
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Moxley/Ambrose
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Re: If WWE was a food outlet
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Fuck that. What if KFC was a wrestling company? The Colonel vs a bunch of chickens in a handicap deathmatch.
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That would be a very bloody match. Lot's of feathers and beaks lying around.
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