Re: If WWE was a food outlet
DD Peas - Extra large frozen peas.
Yoko-Tuna Salad - XXXXL tuna salad served in a bucket.
Last Can Standing - The ultimate challenge. 10 cans of processed canned meat. If you finish it still standing, you're a champ. Although on the way to a quick death.
Lance Storm In A Tea Cup - A cup of tea, but without the tea bags and milk.
If you type "Adolf Hitler was a fucking cunt" into Google using the speechmarks, you get two results over the entire internet. If you type in "Jeremy Kyle is a fucking cunt", you get 612. I can't do the maths, but that sounds about right.