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Re: Breaking News: Kelly Kelly Released From WWE
Methinks Kelly got sent packing because she got a new boyfriend and she didn't want to cheat on him by giving Vince his daily medicinal blowjob. Once the mouth said no no, Vince had zero use for her and told her to hit the bricks.
"I got the gift a' gab and the gift a' jab and I'll put that lazy eye right back to work."