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**The Wrestling Junkie** · 04-21-2012, 12:35 PM

Just for fun, hopefully we can come up with a thousand things we have learnt from WWE over the years. Ill go first:

1) When Randy Orton was having visions in his head, us viewers were able to look through Ortons mind to see the hallucinations. Us viewers must have powers. (During Undertaker vs Orton storyline)

**Fid** · 04-21-2012, 12:38 PM

2) Drinking beer on the job is fine. As long as you can kick your bosses ass.

septurum · 04-21-2012, 12:41 PM

3) WWE isn't very good at pushing people who deserve it.

Trifektah · 04-21-2012, 12:44 PM

4.) Basketballs don't hold grudges.

Kane-UK · 04-21-2012, 12:46 PM

4) Referees are as fragile as newborn babies

5) All past rivalries and blood feuds are forgotten if the GM has booked the two of you into a tag match together

6) The rematch clause comes and goes as it pleases.

7) In a No DQ match you can withstand multiple weapon shots, however a single chair shot is lethal in a standard match.

funnyfaces1 · 04-21-2012, 12:48 PM

8)When CM Punk is in the doghouse, it only leads to him becoming a champion.

StarzNBarz · 04-21-2012, 12:49 PM

9) YES!

TaporSnap · 04-21-2012, 12:49 PM

10) When rings collapse no-one has ever seen it happen before.

andromeda_1979 · 04-21-2012, 12:52 PM

11. 95% of the comericial breaks happen right when a wrestler is thrown outside the ring

12. Cena will never turn heel again....we need to get used to his bitch smile

13. Vince needs to step down

14. Mr Kennedy.....huge opportunity lost
15. We will never know what the big picture was

16. Fuck Hornswaggle
17. Vickie gets the greatest heat of all time

18. Vince has to rely on the past mega stars because John Cena ruined most of the current roster.

Kane-UK · 04-21-2012, 12:52 PM

16) Apparently the Undertaker doesn't care that the Nexus buried him alive, but he was so concerned that Triple H put up a fight at Mania that he had a nervous breakdown and shaved his head...