Just for fun, hopefully we can come up with a thousand things we have learnt from WWE over the years. Ill go first:
1) When Randy Orton was having visions in his head, us viewers were able to look through Ortons mind to see the hallucinations. Us viewers must have powers. (During Undertaker vs Orton storyline)
271. Don't try this at home *shows clip of mick foley jumping off his roof 30 seconds later*
272. Kissing Trips ass is actual a sound platform to launch your career
273. "Katieee yourr soo Stiffff!! that's not the only thing that's... *HHH Grunt* STTIIIFFFF!!!"
274. You get #275 after you sing "R.E.S.P.E.C.T, Taker that's what you mean to me"
275. It's not a bad idea to employ/pay someone who tried everything in his power to put your company under (Getting Ted Turner to go up against you directly on Monday Nights, "stealing" talent, giving away results of matches, throwing one of your titles in the trash on national television, ect.)
276) Wrestlers who feud for months immediately forget their hatred for one another when one of them turns heel/face and team together in the main event.
293. An up and coming superstar must always be the "next" someone. Slightly small and has a flashy gimmick? He's the next Shawn Michaels! Take no prisoners badass attitude? There's the next Stone Cold etc etc
296. It's okay to fuck the bosses daughter, if you marry her and she's not 12. Oh yeah!
297. Canadian flags can plug a nosebleed.
298. Super hero gimmicks are an epic fail (Blue Nlazer, Hurricane) but supermen are a win (Hogan, Cena).
299. Paul Bearer is a pussy! (9 lives)
300. Eddie says "Don't drink the water!"
301. Benoit and Bret say "No sharpshooters booked in your last match."
302. Triple H loves weddings and like Vince he doesn't discriminate.
303. "Excuse me!" Is the worst phrase in the English language.
304. HBK is allowed to have a gun with that googly fucking eye?
305. IT means PENIS, COCK or any DICK reference sure, but IT doesn't matter and IT's still real to me, Damnit!
306. No chance in hell can lead to a plane ride from hell!
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