#1
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Apr 21, 2012
Just for fun, hopefully we can come up with a thousand things we have learnt from WWE over the years. Ill go first:
1) When Randy Orton was having visions in his head, us viewers were able to look through Ortons mind to see the hallucinations. Us viewers must have powers. (During Undertaker vs Orton storyline)
#2
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Apr 21, 2012
2) Drinking beer on the job is fine. As long as you can kick your bosses ass.
#3
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Apr 21, 2012
3) WWE isn't very good at pushing people who deserve it.
#31
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Apr 21, 2012
39) But Brock Lesnar certainly does. Comes back to the WWE nine years after a young John Cena says shit to him, and busts his mouth bloody.
40) Learning to run the ropes is optional for the women of the WWE
41) You are whatever WWE say you are, right Albe-- I mean Lord Tensai?
42) TWITTERTWITTERTWITTERTWITTERTWITTER #hashtags
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#5
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Apr 21, 2012
4) Referees are as fragile as newborn babies
5) All past rivalries and blood feuds are forgotten if the GM has booked the two of you into a tag match together
6) The rematch clause comes and goes as it pleases.
7) In a No DQ match you can withstand multiple weapon shots, however a single chair shot is lethal in a standard match.
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Apr 21, 2012
8)When CM Punk is in the doghouse, it only leads to him becoming a champion.
#8
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Apr 21, 2012
10) When rings collapse no-one has ever seen it happen before.
#9
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Apr 21, 2012
11. 95% of the comericial breaks happen right when a wrestler is thrown outside the ring
12. Cena will never turn heel again....we need to get used to his bitch smile
13. Vince needs to step down
14. Mr Kennedy.....huge opportunity lost
15. We will never know what the big picture was
16. Fuck Hornswaggle
17. Vickie gets the greatest heat of all time
18. Vince has to rely on the past mega stars because John Cena ruined most of the current roster.
#411
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Oct 1, 2012
11. 95% of the comericial breaks happen right when a wrestler is thrown outside the ring
12. Cena will never turn heel again....we need to get used to his bitch smile
13. Vince needs to step down
14. Mr Kennedy.....huge opportunity lost
15. We will never know what the big picture was
16. Fuck Hornswaggle
17. Vickie gets the greatest heat of all time
18. Vince has to rely on the past mega stars because Vince ruined most of the current roster.
Fixed*
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#10
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Apr 21, 2012
16) Apparently the Undertaker doesn't care that the Nexus buried him alive, but he was so concerned that Triple H put up a fight at Mania that he had a nervous breakdown and shaved his head...
#12
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Apr 21, 2012
18) If you kill someone then you never existed, even if you were world champion. Unless you weren't the world champion and are New Jack instead.
#14
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Apr 21, 2012
Can we agree to just do 1 per post?
20) Wrestlers seem to be unaware that cameras are recording them when they are talking in "private"
#15
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Apr 21, 2012
21) No one seems to pick up on there being a ZOMBIE on the roster despite him being the main attraction at their biggest show of the year
#16
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Apr 21, 2012
22) Undertaker took a 4 and a half year hiatus from late 1999 until early 2004. Who is this American Badass people speak of?
#17
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Apr 21, 2012
23) Much like rematch clauses, contract signing comes and goes.
#18
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Apr 21, 2012
24) Brand GMs seem to have a fondness for the latest PPV or WWE Movie Posters. So much so, they decorate their offices with them.
Oh for the days with Regal and his teaset and flags...
#19
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Apr 21, 2012
25) The 12 Pay Per View format isn't helping the WWE
26) Jobber matches we make Brodus Clay, Ryback and Lord Tensai stars
#23
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Apr 21, 2012
Cool idea for a thread.
31. Apparently the Rock always at all times is cooking something, that we are all obliged and forced to smell.
#24
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Apr 21, 2012
32)If you get squashed in a 18 second match at the grandest stage of them all you get to be one of the most over with the crowd
#25
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Apr 21, 2012
33) If you see someone growing a beard, he's probablly going to turn heel.
(By the way, you skipped #30).
#26
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Apr 21, 2012
34) Wearing a mask for a few years help repair burnt scars.
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