LINK

I thought I was the only one to notice that!

296. It's okay to fuck the bosses daughter, if you marry her and she's not 12. Oh yeah!
297. Canadian flags can plug a nosebleed.
298. Super hero gimmicks are an epic fail (Blue Nlazer, Hurricane) but supermen are a win (Hogan, Cena).
299. Paul Bearer is a pussy! (9 lives)
300. Eddie says "Don't drink the water!"
301. Benoit and Bret say "No sharpshooters booked in your last match."
302. Triple H loves weddings and like Vince he doesn't discriminate.
303. "Excuse me!" Is the worst phrase in the English language.
304. HBK is allowed to have a gun with that googly fucking eye?
305. IT means PENIS, COCK or any DICK reference sure, but IT doesn't matter and IT's still real to me, Damnit!
306. No chance in hell can lead to a plane ride from hell!

Mr Premium

307. Edge during his Shotgun Saturday Night days was 5 times more over than Ziggler, Rhodes, Swagger, Del Rio, Kingston and Ryder combined.

Johnny_XTREME

308. Wrestlers leaving WWE as heels will always get cheered when they come back few years later.

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All times favourites: HBK, Undertaker, Rocky, Stone Cold, Kurt Angle
Favourites on current roster: Randy Orton, Dolph Ziggler, CM Punk, Y2J

thetungwakou

309. Paul Bearer has been killed on multiple occasions, but no one was ever arrested.

TomasThunder619

310. WWE can sound-censor Austin's middle finger.

hassassin

311. When someone gets set on fire, gasoline is conveniently around. Smack bang in the middle of the camera.

BBoiz94

Ropes bounces you off.

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Top 5 (In Ring today):
1. Daniel Bryan
2. Dolph Ziggler
3. CM Punk
4. Christian
5. Cody Rhodes

Top 5 (On the Mic of all times):
1. CM Punk
2. The Rock
3. Stone Cold
4. The Miz
5. Triple H

Top 10 All Time Greats(in any order):
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. The Undertaker, in his prime
4. William Regal
5. Chris Jericho
6. Bryan Danielson a.k.a D.Bryan
7. MASKED Kane
8. Edge
9. Kurt Angle
10. Stone Cold

TomasThunder619

I assume ^ was number 312.

313. Number 1000, we're commin' for YOU, nigga!

FourWinds

314: A chair blow to the head? No way thats too dangerous! Run him over with a car? Sounds great!

AwesomeOne

315: Wrestlers will have in depth characters when they're the bad guy, but the minute they turn face, they become smiley, happy go lucky guys that love everything.

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Not Removing This Until:

-John Cena loses Clean []
-Dolph Ziggler wins the World Title []
-The Undertaker Retires []