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215) I know exactly where the papers are, and I shall go there if circumstances force me to.

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216) Vince McMahon calls it good business when he signs huge stars from other companies (like he did in the 1980s) yet calls it stealing when Eric Bischoff did it in the 1990s.


Favorite WWE Superstars: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Cesaro, Bo Dallas, Brock Lesnar
Favorite WWE Divas: Paige, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Emma, Becky Lynch
All Time Faves: The Undertaker, Mr Perfect, Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Sting, Mick Foley, Raven, William Regal, Daniel Bryan
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209. Chris Jericho knows 1,004 hold but 95% of the hold are ARMBARS

210. Superman's new alter ego is John Cena

211. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

212. WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ? WHAT ?

217) Woo! Woo! Woo! We know it, apparently. Although Zack never exactly told us

218) The Truth... is AAAWESOME

219) Fines are uncapped in the WWE, and can be handed out at Johnny Ace's discretion. The appropriate reaction to getting docked what is more than five times what most people make in a year, is "Aww, what? Come on. Darn."

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220 - Women can give birth to hands
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221) The WWE Hall of Fame is prestigious with the likes of Bob Uecker, Drew Carey, and Pete Rose. Um...What did they do again?


Favorite WWE Superstars: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Cesaro, Bo Dallas, Brock Lesnar
Favorite WWE Divas: Paige, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Emma, Becky Lynch
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221 - Don't set up your finishing move with a long, drawn-out wake up taunt: you're infinitely less likely to ever land it that way



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222: For a sport that can greatly benefit from it, Pro Wrestling never felt the need to rely on instant replay... even though it's referees are widely known to be easily distracted and are very liable to make some horrendous decisions.
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223: General Managers can force anyone to compete in the ring on any given night... even if that person isn't under contract to wrestle.
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224: Jerry "The King" Lawler will be the first one to call someone out on their unfair treatment and despicable behavior towards John Cena... unless it's The Rock. Then it's okay.
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225) If you fail the Wellness Policy, it will stall your push and you will be demoted to Jobber Status...Unless you're Jeff Hardy.


Favorite WWE Superstars: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Cesaro, Bo Dallas, Brock Lesnar
Favorite WWE Divas: Paige, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Emma, Becky Lynch
All Time Faves: The Undertaker, Mr Perfect, Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Sting, Mick Foley, Raven, William Regal, Daniel Bryan
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