Re: Official DVD/Match/Show Discussion Thread
-Rio v Show- Probably my favourite match of the show; had so much fun with this. Del Rio screwing up the first attempt at the bucket kick thing was bad but it was an all right spot when it hit. This was Del Rio trying to get a good rhythm going on Show and Show just beating the shit out of him when possible. I liked this a lot.
-Cesaro v Miz - Cesaro was amusing at the end, but he really doesn't need to look weak. This is getting a lot of love and I didn't see that. I didn't love this, but Cesaro hit a bunch of neat shit and Miz isn't bad. No, fuck it. I don't care how 'not bad' he is, Miz needs to fuck off. Seriously. Drop dead. Fuck you. I hate him. Fuck you. I'll try giving this another watch some time since it's getting a bunch of love.
-Chamber- Standard bunch of nothing until Henry came out. No, that is not me talking as a Henry mark, that is me talking as someone who watched the match. The Kane/Bryan stuff was all right, but I've stopped caring and Danielson needs to move onto to someone who hasn't spent a decade and a half doing nothing of note. Henry comes out and fucking mutilates Orton into that pod, steamrolls everyone else, sells like the best in the world and has that awesome Jericho spot. The whole match was centred around him, and then he gets eliminated. Even in elimination he eats Jericho's shitty finisher better than everyone ever. Fuck you, Vince. This lived and died with Henry. I don't want to see Orton and his shitty clotheslines and embarrassing "voices" seizures. I don't want to see Jericho and his shitty indy springboard moveset. I don't want to see Swagger take fifteen minute breaks between every offensive move. I like Swagger, but for fuck's sake, what's he done? He left at a time where I wasn't even sure he was still with the company, then he returns when I forgot he was even gone, then he has to have Dutch fucking Mantel do his mic work for him. Post-Henry stuff was whatever. I've seen that shit before and I just don't care. Fuck you, Vince.
-Shield v Those Guys- No way I could judge this fairly. I really, really liked the last few minutes, but I was too pissed about Henry to enjoy the rest of this. Sounds stupid? Fuck you. What I paid attention to was good, but I'd be willing to give this another watch with the US title match.
-Dolph v Kofi- I was stupid enough to think when Booker T came out and said 'he can do what you can and a little more' it would be Rey Mysterio. I don't give a shit about either of these two. Moving on.
-Kaitl...still moving on.
-Rock v Punk- Punk was good, loved how he sold the Rock's punches. Ending stuff was kind of fun, but kind of weird. What was that thing where Punk rolled over the ref's leg? whatever. Rock v Cena twice in a lifetime. Wonderful. Fuck you, Vince.
Now I know how people felt who watched Danielson lose the title in 18 seconds live.