Randy Orton Vs Antino Cesaro - Smackdown 11/01/2013 - 1/2*
God fucking dammit. I'm not gonna get to watch any good matches tonight am I? Match is a little dull, the starts to pick up a bit and then... Shield attack Orton.
Dolph Ziggler & AJ Lee Vs The Great Khali & Natalya - Smackdown 11/01/2013 - 1/4*
Oh come one! First match had promise... Shield interfered. Ziggler can do wonders with almost anyone... and they stick him with fucking KHALI? Does WWE not want me to enjoy their shows any more?
AJ's top gets stuck up and we just see her bra
. Her tits look bigger than usual. She bits Natalya a few times then hits a move and pins her. This lasts like 2 minutes. WHAT THE FUCK? Why even bother? Big E murders the midget afterwards too.
Sheamus Vs 3MB - Smackdown 11/01/2013 - DUD
*cries* Sheamus hits a Brogue kick on Slater in seconds. Its over. I just want to watch a good match.
Team Hell No Vs Prime Time Players - Smackdown 11/01/2013 - 1/4*
The moment they said Team Hell No was in action, I knew it was again PTP. Who the fuck else is it gonna be? At least we have Bryan to put on a good... oh for FUCKS SAKE. Lasts about 2 minutes.
The Big Show Vs Alberto Del Rio - Last Man Standing - Smackdown 11/01/2013 - *
Ok, this looks like it'll have around 15 minutes, so hopefully I'll finally get something worth fucking watching. Shame I know the outcome, because that's already putting a downer on the whole thing.
Some good to this one, but mostly fairly boring and slow. Couple of tables got broken. Barricade got smashed through. Steel steps are used. Chairs too. End with Del Rio smashing the steel steps into Show a few times then pushing the announce table on top of him. Del Rio is new champion. Its fucking shit and I genuinely DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT. Why? He isn't over. This feud with Big Show has been more of a TV filler kinda feud than anything else. Urgh.