[The Beast Incarnate]

COOKIE PUSS.

[Fandango]

Two fantastic TV matches on tonight's Raw. I'm not sure why Cena/Ziggler is getting so much hate, it was a fun match with some controversy. Thought Ziggler was going to pick up the victory. ***1/2

Punk/Ryback delivered. Punk put on a selling clinic. Unique weapon spots, awesome ending (marked out even though it was somewhat predictable), hot crowd, and Heyman's epic acting skills make this a ***3/4 on first watch.

[The Lady Killer]

Cena/Ziggler was a pretty good TV match, even if it included the head-scratching "ref gets knocked down and my buddy in the back realizes it and does a run-in and the replacement ref somehow knows to come out but doesn't know to DQ the heel" spot, and Cena quickly dispatching Ziggler after kicking out of three finishers.

[The Beast Incarnate]

Watching Survivor Series 2007 on DVD now, and I remember a few guys talking about the 2006 DX Survivor Series tag where they bury Mike Knox, stating it to be hilarious (and it was, rightfully so)............. But FUCK this backstage segment with Trips, Kane, Jeff, and Rey is absolute GOLD. Kane brings up KATIE VICK, Jeff brings up Trips putting him in the hospital, and Triple H has the single greatest response for both of them in da HISTORY OF HISTORY

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3j...s#.UOvBJ29ZXjU

Just watch it yourself

DA OPENER is one of the better Miz matches I've ever seen. Granted it features the almighty PHILLIP BROOKS carrying him and JoMo , but for a less than 10 minute opener it was pretty hot. *** from me. The Divas tag is shit and the Tag Championship is forgettable, while we have the traditional SS match, Orton-HBK, Batista-Taker HIAC, and KHALI-HORNSWOGGLE on tap.

Two DUDS but two ****+ matches on one card ? HMMM.

[Ever Wolf]

I wasn't too high on Punk/Ryback as others but i still really enjoyed the match. Was surprised at how much offense Punk actually got in but the ending was so predictable so that bumps it down. Ryback looked okay coming out of it i suppose but that should be it for title shots for now (sadly i think the Rumble is his) HEYMAN was absolute gold at ringside as always, i don't the man gets the credit he deserves at the moment, just at ringside, he can elevate a match so much.

***

Ziggles/Cena was a weird one for me, it was good but i really didn't enjoy it for some reason, maybe it was foreseeing all the fuckery Cena was going to overcome but something didn't sit right with me. I'll rewatch at a later date but for now. **1/2

[The Lady Killer]

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=cookie-puss



I GAVE THAT HO A COOKIE PUSS

[The Beast Incarnate]

Punk's selling tonight was GOD. A huge problem I find with Ryback is that well... His offense absolutely sucks. I can't stand his finisher in particular, he just looks so damn goofy marching around the ring. He seems to work with Punk really well though... But then again, who doesn't work well with Punk nowadays ? I'm actually excited for a ROCK match, when I could have cared less for Rock-Cena or Rock/Cena vs Miz-Truth.

Heyman has been awesome before. He made Brock's rookie year look even better than what it actually was. Brock-Hogan was the perfect example... "HE'S HULK HOGAN, BROCK! HE'S DIFFERENT!"



COOKIE PUSS.

[King Kenny]

GREG

Punk was GOLD.

[The Lady Killer]

Yeah Heyman is GOAT-worthy.

Punk kinda killed Rock tonight.

[King Kenny]

I agree. He was so serious and I loved it.