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Re: Official DVD/Match/Show Discussion Thread
Fruity Pebbles was fucking hilarious. Since then, I've constantly referred to Cena as simply "fruit" because it suits him with those goofy shirts he always wears. Boots 2 Asses was goofy and proof of how great The Rock is. Takes some of the stupidest sayings and turns them into catchphrases that sell t-shirts. One of Rock's insults that I will not defend however is "popcorn fart" which he repeatedly used in his sporadic appearances after he stopped being a full-timer. He called Coachman that but thankfully, the insult was completely forgotten about after two or so weeks.
The thing about The Rock is his charisma. He can say anything and it catches on with fans, that's how good he is at controlling a crowd. One more thing, though, just because his material is stupid and childish that doesn't mean he can't cut a good promo. He's damn good at it and he has all the tools to be a great mic workers, it's just his material and catchphrase overload wont sit well with everyone even if it does with most people. For good promos from this year, you can check out the one that took place on the go home show for WM28. Both him and Cena delivered on why they needed to win the match and how important it was to them. They were also more serious and no more smiles and fruity pebbles. Too bad Cena's stupid ass character ruined it the night after with that horrible "I lost but so what?" promo.
And "I Bring It Via Satellite" was one of Cena's best insults in the feud. Absolutely hilarious even if his dumb ass haters were still raging because they refuse to give him any credit whatsoever. Cena haters are proof of why most smarks are fucking idiots.