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Morningstar 01-28-2012 11:04 PM

The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE
 
Self explanatory. Which three quotes are your favorite? I mean like in a funny way. My three personal favorites are:

''I would RKO my own grandmother to keep this title and then I would RKO your grandmother just to see the look on your face!'' Randy Orton promo, I can't remember to who it was.

'With limited skill and ability,it's amazing for how long he has been able to hold that title.'' Booker T taking about John Cena in commentary. ( I don't hate Cena)

''Life sucks, and then you die!'' Vince McMahon promo.

Which one are yours?

PD: Sorry if this thread have been made before.

Edzone 01-29-2012 12:56 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
"You have a vagina!" CM Punk to a human male in the audience.

"I dawn't even know if dat's PG" R-Truth to Wade Barrett.

"Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you .....!" Booker T to ......

Texas_Rattlesnake 01-29-2012 01:12 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
"Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you, ....." - Booker T

"You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do" - Sid Vicious

"And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak" - The Rock

BANKSY 01-29-2012 01:14 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
Anal bleeding.

ThrillBoom 01-29-2012 01:15 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
[Insert anything by Santino Marella]

What_A_Maneuver! 01-29-2012 01:15 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
The Booker one was WCW wasn't it?

Anyway:

"Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!" - The Rock to Coach.

Always sticks in my mind for some reason haha.

AoM93 01-29-2012 01:33 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
''Hulk Hogan we comin' for you .....''-- Booker T
"Is that Paul Bearer's face or did his butt grow a nose?"--Jerry Lawler
"I'm gonna stick your head so far up your ass your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!" -- The Rock

Fabregas 01-29-2012 02:04 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
"They didn't keep you at the bottom of the barrel just cause you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden, The Rock says they kept you at the bottom of the barrel cause you absolutely suck!" - The Rock

"Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!" - The Rock

"How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!" - The Rock

Bubz 01-29-2012 02:07 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
Yeah, the Rock had some great lines to be honest. My favorite being this gem:

'It looks like your mother and a piece of monkey crap made love and out came your monkey ass!'

TripleT 01-29-2012 02:12 PM

Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
 
"DAMN!!!!"


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