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post #51 of 68 (permalink) Old 12-07-2012, 07:49 PM
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Going to try and keep it recent.

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Oh and basically everything Jericho has ever said

"You've got a man beast....and a hose beast" to Rhyno and Steph

"I spent my childhood....in Canada...I grew up....in Canada....I became everything that I am today...in Canada.....man I'm glad I moved to the States cuz Canada SUCKS"

"Kirk Angel"

"Let the boobies hit the floor"

Jericho advising Vince about how Vince can improve his entrance song
"But it does need an update, maybe more of a rock, heavy metal type of an edge like...NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL...YEAH...OOOH" then tries it in Scat "No Chance sca-da-da-da-da-di-di-di-di-di-didity-didity-didity..DOI.........DOI"

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"Eddie's in hell." - Randy Orton

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Sid Justice in promo before WM VIII. "Hulk Hogan...there's two kinds of bees in this world. There's the bees that make honey...THEN THERE'S YOU FATSO! THERE'S THE USED-TO-BE!" Having Justice call Hogan fatso=priceless

Bob Backlund: Don't exacerbate me, young man!
Mick Foley: I never exacerbate before a big match.
Backlund: No one should.

And, the night Triple H's little Game met little Jimmy



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Foley looks like an un-made bed - Jerry Lawler

Dont know why but that always cracks me up
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"I can whoop your ass backwards" -- Stone Cold



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"you.. are a prime, living, breathing example of a guy who looks like TARAZAN.. and wrestles like Jane"- The Rock to Triple h

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Booker T "we coming for you ....."
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Sid Justice in promo before WM VIII. "Hulk Hogan...there's two kinds of bees in this world. There's the bees that make honey...THEN THERE'S YOU FATSO! THERE'S THE USED-TO-BE!" Having Justice call Hogan fatso=priceless

Bob Backlund: Don't exacerbate me, young man!
Mick Foley: I never exacerbate before a big match.
Backlund: No one should.

And, the night Triple H's little Game met little Jimmy
Damn I miss Heel R-Truth. He is waaaaay better as heel. That look when they what him are awsome haha.
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