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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

Not WWE but Flair to some guy in the crowd "pal, i'm gonna take your girlfriend home, make ya say Mickey Mouse, I'm not kidding ya" :flair
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"I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?" - JBL after the ECW fans started chanting you suck dick.


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"You look like what would happen if a homeless lumberjack banged a Oompa Loompa" GOAT


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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

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"You look like what would happen if a homeless lumberjack banged a Oompa Loompa" GOAT
That made me laugh. Who did he say that to?

Lets face it though. This thread could be called "Funny things that The Rock has said"

My favourite funny moment though



The line that cracks me up

"Whether it's the millions (and millions) of the Rocks fans, or 20,000 hulkamaniacs"

It's probably funnier that it was supposed to be. That segment is awesome

Will mark for Father Ted references.


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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

Funniest I ever heard:

"I use to work for you and you're a ......"---Road Dogg to Jerry Lawler

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watch the undertaker/ric flair match from WM 18. King is absolutely hilarious making fun of ric flair and making excuses for the undertaker.

Also nothing beats the brain going "wow janeti tried to escape through the window"

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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

Just realized this but why the hell would someone bump an old thread from 11 months ago? And the poster joined in 2009, figured he would know better.

I feel dumb for making my original post now, since it will be closed shortly.

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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

"If The Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway. The choice is your's jabroni!" -The Rock to Billy Gunn

"7 feet pure idiot, put his brain in a parakeet...zing! Fly Backwards!" -The Rock talking about Kane

"I'm no expert Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you."-Mankind

"Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's"-John Cena

"I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive."-Mankind

"What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie."-Jerry Lawler

"The fats dented the flats."-Jerry Lawler when The Rock rock bottomed Mankind on a car

"Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!"-The Rock on Big Show's haircut

"You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you."-The Rock to Triple H

"The Rock is back, to scratch a major itch, so enjoy your fruitty pebbles, you Yabba Dabba Bitch!"-The Rock's rap to John Cena

"Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great."-John Cena to The Rock (Hated it and laughed my ass off at the same time)

"You come out in your bright green shirt, your bright purple shirt, and before that your bright red shit. You come out here looking like a big fat bowl of FRUITY PEBBLES!"-The Rock to John Cena

"You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast."-Chris Jericho to Stephanie McMahon

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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

Vince: It was me Austin, it was me all along Austin
Jr: Aw son of a bitch!

Jr: As god as my witness, he's been broken in half!

Also, this..

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Re: The Funniest Quotes of WWF/WWE

Im gonna stick to non Rocky quotes.


(JBL high off a tranq dart) "you're a giant like Big Show, his names Barney, he eats pizza."


" I dont care if i have to say it in Spanish, i dont care if i have to say it in hip hop, i dont care if i have to say it in monster! no ones getting a shot at my title." JBL to taker, eddie and Booker T



Michael Cole: " hey mark who would win a match between Hornswoggle and Daniel Bryan."


Henry: (deadpan) "I can't believe you ask me a dumb question like that. WHAT RELEVENCY DOES THIS HAVE TO ME BEING OUT HERE AND ME NOT BEING WORLD CHAMPION, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING SMART TO SAY DONT SAY NOTHIN!!

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