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Old 01-29-2012, 08:55 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Sid to Mean Gene: "No! Shutup you FAT, BALD HEADED LITTLE OAF!!"

Warrior: "Should I lie down on my lawn and let lawn mowers run over me!!!!"

Dusty: "What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!"
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:37 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I still find 'World's Toughest Vegan' funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvalG90dgc

If I were going to an event I'd have a sign saying "World's Toughest Goatface"
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"Hulk Hogan! we comin' for you ....."
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
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"you know why they call u stone cold..... cuz your stones are so cold!" Bret Hart

"the Rock is something your not, an undisputed champion so shut up bitch" The Rock to HHH

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! - Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon

And from Macho Man promos:


Dusty Rhodes, do you think you're what our forefathers were thinking about when they thought up the American Dream? Ooooh, yeah, I don't think so

And from Jesse Ventura:

I don't remember the exact wordings but from Jesse Ventura while commentating on Ivan Putski's match while his opponent claims his hair was pulled to the referee:

"Ofcourse he pulled his hair. My head used to be full of hair till i got into the ring with him"

And from the king of funny quotes, Piper:

"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"

"Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions."

"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!"

"I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!"

Roddy Piper on Jim Duggan :
"Does the tongue hanging out help his balance?"

"I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark!"

"When you were young did your mommy and daddy place the swing too close to the wall?"

"Your stupidity is something you're born with."
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:22 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Booker T: Awww, Shucky Ducky, Quack, Quack!
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Okay these are WCW one's but too funny not to mention.

Ric Flair as the president of WCW has some hilarious quotes:

Ric Flair to Sting: "STING GET DOWN HERE DAMMIT IM THE PRESIDENT! DON'T BE FLYING AROUND WITHOUT TELLING ME! GET DOWN HERE!"

Ric Flair: "I AM RIC FLAIR, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" Mene Gene: "No no no...WCW!" Flair: "WCW!"

Some other notables:

Kurt Angle: "Heck I've even tried fertilizer!"

The Rock: "1 ....2....IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!"

The Rock to Angle: "Earlier tonight, you said it doesn't matter who the 4 participants are in tonights fatal 4 way match up?"..."Did you say that?" Angle: "I sure di- Rock: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU SAY DOESN'T MATTER!"

My favourite Rock catchphrase and those 2 are some of the funniest ones as well as the one with Billy Gunn and God.

CM Punk on commentary: "You spilled my diet soda!"

Booker T on commentary: "Duh hip bone's connected to duh tail bone!"

Jerry Lawler on Mankind falling through the cell: "That's it he's dead!" shouldn't laugh but the way he says it has me in hysterics.

Those are some of my favourites.
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"Riiiiiiivenge! Riiiiiiivenge! Is coming your way 3PM!"

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Oh, and everything else he said in that promo
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:54 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Ziggler to Morrison before WM 27 (where morrison fought with Snooki):

"What are you doing Morrison, you're not even a girl!"
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Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud - CM Punk to John Cena.
Can I wear your blazer - CM Punk to HHH
Ok class, what is 2+2? Do you know, Booker? Oh yeah, 2+2... Thomas Jefferson Sucka! - The Rock to Booker T
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