"He's Fat!" - Scott Steiner talking about Samoa Joe
"Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next Heavyweight Championship of the World. Holler if you hear me!" - Scott Steiner
"Boy he's in a foul mood and no wonder, he had to leave Miami, Florida to come to Canada? That right there will put you in a foul mood." - Jerry Lawler commenting on The Rock during The Rock's entrance at Breakdown 1998
*Jake Roberts attempts to DDT Ric Flair but is stopped by Roddy Piper*
Heenan: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but thank you Roddy. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt."
*Ric Flair attempts to lock Jake into a Figure Four Leglock, but he and Jake are attacked by Piper*
Heenan: "Why you no-good creep...YOU SKIRT-WEARING FREAK!!!"
- Royal Rumble 1992
Originally Posted by Catalanotto
Say what you gotta say while awake, don't let people on the internet rob you of sleep for work or school or just in general because of what they have to say. That's retarded.
Boots To Barbies
"You are a parody of wrestling." - Daniel Bryan to John Cena.
I'm An Asshole. Deal with it fucker!
Kelly Kelly and her moronic fans
R.I.P. Father of Destruction 1954-2013
Location: East of the Pacific Ocean, West of London, England, South of Mars, North of Hell
Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?
Oh lord, where do I begin...
This is probably my favorite Rock promo. There are just too many gems to quote, so watch the whole thing. This promo also pretty much killed any possibility of Billy Gunn as a main eventer.
Not a WWE promo, but from TNA, this is one of the best segments I've seen in years, and again, so many awesome quotes. Jay Lethal's impression of Ric Flair is dynamite.
Always loved Macho Man and his little condominium on the moon. And of course, "I've been in the danger zone, east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, south of Mars and north of Hell, yeah!"
I'm always gonna remember Jake Roberts' legendary quote "you wanna play 21? I got 22. You wanna play blackjack? I got 2 of those, too You wanna play Aces and Eights, maybe I got too many of those, too." The fact that he was so drunk he could barely stand makes it even more awesome. To think that a totally hammered Jake Roberts is 100x better than 99% of the WWE roster really says how much this generation sucks.
Gotta mention Scott Steiner, of course.
"Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!"
"I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!"
"Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
"Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!"
"Now I've wrestled alotta countries!"
Damn, there are so many more. I'll post later when I remember them.