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Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?

A lot of funny quotes have been taken so far, but I have one that pretty good.

"And that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg"-Owen Hart.



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Christian wanted to show cena that he can freestyle:

Christian: "Tomko, give me a beat!"
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You have to see this, it's hilarious the way that tomko says no.
Haha, I saw that a few time ago, so funny. '' Tomko give me a beat! '' '' No ''
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A lot of funny quotes have been taken so far, but I have one that pretty good.

"And that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg"-Owen Hart.


I swear, I was going to use that one, but then I thought of Steiner. Haha
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Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?

to be fair this entire thread could be made up of Scott Steiner quotes, that dude be crazy


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to be fair this entire thread could be made up of Scott Steiner quotes, that dude be crazy
Lmao, co-signed. Steiner brings the lulz.

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Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?

3 of my favourites

"Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice" - Bobby Heenan on the Rockers break up

"I'm going to kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass for pissin' me off" - ABA Undertaker

HHH: "i'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did i mean to say that?"
JR: "Be that as it may, we're live"

But this thread could be a hamage to anything Bobby Heenan or Heel Jerry Lawlor said

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to be fair this entire thread could be made up of Scott Steiner quotes, that dude be crazy
this entire promo


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"John....my diet soda." -- CM Punk

"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!" -- Chris Jericho

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"He's Fat!" - Scott Steiner talking about Samoa Joe

"Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next Heavyweight Championship of the World. Holler if you hear me!" - Scott Steiner

"Boy he's in a foul mood and no wonder, he had to leave Miami, Florida to come to Canada? That right there will put you in a foul mood." - Jerry Lawler commenting on The Rock during The Rock's entrance at Breakdown 1998

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Heenan: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but thank you Roddy. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt."
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Heenan: "Why you no-good creep...YOU SKIRT-WEARING FREAK!!!"
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'I'M YOUR GENETIC JACKHAMMER!' - Vince McMahon

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Re: The Most Funny Quotes of WWF/WWE?

Oh lord, where do I begin...



This is probably my favorite Rock promo. There are just too many gems to quote, so watch the whole thing. This promo also pretty much killed any possibility of Billy Gunn as a main eventer.



Not a WWE promo, but from TNA, this is one of the best segments I've seen in years, and again, so many awesome quotes. Jay Lethal's impression of Ric Flair is dynamite.

Always loved Macho Man and his little condominium on the moon. And of course, "I've been in the danger zone, east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, south of Mars and north of Hell, yeah!"

I'm always gonna remember Jake Roberts' legendary quote "you wanna play 21? I got 22. You wanna play blackjack? I got 2 of those, too You wanna play Aces and Eights, maybe I got too many of those, too." The fact that he was so drunk he could barely stand makes it even more awesome. To think that a totally hammered Jake Roberts is 100x better than 99% of the WWE roster really says how much this generation sucks.

Gotta mention Scott Steiner, of course.



Other Steinerisms:

"Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!"
"I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!"
"Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
"Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!"
"Now I've wrestled alotta countries!"

Damn, there are so many more. I'll post later when I remember them.



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