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post #11 of 68 (permalink) Old 01-29-2012, 02:12 PM
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Christian wanted to show cena that he can freestyle:

Christian: "Tomko, give me a beat!"
Tomko: "No."

You have to see this, it's hilarious the way that tomko says no.
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The single best quote in wrestling history
Paul Haymen to JBL: "The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.

In one Promo
The Rock on Triple H: Or it could be Triple H. Which means I going beat the gameaaah, in the middle of the ringaaaaah, and I've got a two dollar slut for a wifeaaaaaah.
The Rock on Rikshi: Which means I did it for da Rock, I did it for da People, I did it for th.... AHSHUTYOURFACEYOUTHONGWEARINGFATTY!!!
The other ones were good too but these two were the best.

R-Truth to John Cena: What color is the sky in your world Cena. You're talking what Wrestlmania needs to be, but allow me to demenstrate what's goning to happen. The Rock laying boots to asses, from the rooder to the pooder. Cenation is going to be Cyalaternation!!!
It's not really a quote but it's funny

Jerry Lawler on ECW: ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling

Jerry Lawler on an ECW superstar: Go back to your bingo hall

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Batista: "Kissing babies and hugging fat girls."
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"Basketball's don't hold grudges"
Batista

"You are a stupid man"
Jericho
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Hulk hogan we comin' for you .....- Booker T

I WANT MY SON BACK!- R-Truth to John Cena

AH SHUTT UP YOU THONG WEARING FATTY!- The Rock to Rikishi

just off the top of my head.

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"Why don't you say What if you like to sleep with your own sister" - The Undertaker to the fans

"Dance that Chareslton Coach. turn sideways. Yeah!" Bend over *kicks coach* GET YOUR MONKEY ASS OUT OF THE ROCK'S PICTURE" - Rock, to the Coach

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I just kicked STAN! - HBK
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"If I wasn't the right gay GUY! At the right place, at the right time!" -Hulk Hogan to Vince McMahon

"I hate you, Batista! I hate you too!!" -Side conversation between a kid and Batista

"What, you wanna suck my dick or what? What the hell're you in here for?" -Scott Steiner to Nidia (I think it might've been Nidia)
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