The single best quote in wrestling history
Paul Haymen to JBL
: "The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
In one Promo
The Rock on Triple H
: Or it could be Triple H. Which means I going beat the gameaaah, in the middle of the ringaaaaah, and I've got a two dollar slut for a wifeaaaaaah.
The Rock on Rikshi
: Which means I did it for da Rock, I did it for da People, I did it for th.... AHSHUTYOURFACEYOUTHONGWEARINGFATTY!!!
The other ones were good too but these two were the best.
R-Truth to John Cena
: What color is the sky in your world Cena. You're talking what Wrestlmania needs to be, but allow me to demenstrate what's goning to happen. The Rock laying boots to asses, from the rooder to the pooder. Cenation is going to be Cyalaternation!!!
It's not really a quote but it's funny
Jerry Lawler on ECW
: ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling
Jerry Lawler on an ECW superstar
: Go back to your bingo hall