True story, I have the footage if anyone is interested. Basically, me and Ron Hed rented a van to travel around with the SMW guys for a few weeks while on vacation down there. It was the first week for the Thrillseekers, Chris Jericho and Lance Storm, from Canada, so we drove with them the entire couple of weeks. For one week Dick Murdoch was in, which was a highlight for me.
Traveling with Murdoch, come on, cant beat that. But Murdoch was not in the van the night of the dairy queen massacre. Jimmy Del Ray was driving, minus a license I might add, Jim Cornette in the front passenger seat and me, Ron Hed, Jericho and Storm in the back of the van. It was around midnight and we did order a @#%$ load of food but it didn't seem unreasonable to me considering the amount of people.
We get to the front and the chick in the window asks if we really want all this food. Mind you, we have to drive about four and a half hours back to Morristown, Tennessee, we were in Hyden, Kentucky. Cornette says of course we wanted the fucken good, are you some kind of retard or something? She says they'll start making it now, because they werent sure. We had already been in line a good twenty minutes, now they were going to START MAKING THE FOOD.
Corny was already upset but it was actually Jericho who mouthed off to her "What does this look like a fucken comedy show to you?" She yells back "Dont cuss me or you wont get a damn thing!" Cornette leaps out of the van "I'll fucken cuss you, you fucken c--t!" He walks over and opens the drive thru window, sticks his body inside and starts ranting and raving and cussing at everyone working there, including calling the chick who incited him every name in the book.
Just classic on video. Must see stuff. The best part that the video does not do justice to is, inside the dairy queen, the first people in line at the counter were Tom Prichard, Chris Candito and Tammy Sytch. They look up and see Cornette with his entire body inside the window cussing up a storm and threatening employees.
Even after he's done cussing them, it takes a good minute of ranting and raving inside the van before JC finally settles down. That is also on the tape, it finally cuts off with a laughing Chris Jericho imitating the tirade Cornette just threw. Really good tape.
It's not hard to find but the quality is pretty bad in most cases. I have the best quality your going to find but mind you, it's dark and we were taping undercover. But the part where he leans in the window and goes nuts is very visible.
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"HEY .. WE ORDERED THE DAMN SHIT !! CAUSE WE WERE HUNGRY NOT BECAUSE WE WANTED TO FUCK AROUND DON'T CUSS ME .. FUCKING UGLY BITCH !! "
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