Re: Why does WWE suck so much now?
Ignoring your LOL-worthy OP, what caused the WWE to go to shit was that they were unyeildingly myopic. Refusal to do anything but what they were planning, which is basically Cena and more Cena. Wasn't it said that the last true WWE star was made in 2005? Because of this heavy reliance on already established stars, WWE soon realised they were in the shit, and the heat was certainly turned up in the past couple of years. Losing the likes of Jericho, Edge, Michaels and Batista in such short time was a whammy blow, but thankfully I think they're trying to rectify this now with more inventive storylines.
Storylines themselves are another huge reason. Because they fail to use the stars that aren't a sure thing, stories got uninteresting. It was that and their love for playing it safe. They've taken a huge gamble with CM Punk, and now that it's more than payed off I hope to see them doing more riskier stuff like that in the future.