Learning to break kayfabe
Join Date: Jul 2011
The Undertaker's quotes
Here you are some quotes of the Deadman The Undertaker
"In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place!"
"One more word Michael Cole, and I'll stab you in the face."
"Listen, if you've got beef with me, I aint a hard guy to find. I stand 6'10, I weigh 330lbs, and I'm usually kicking the hell out of somebody."
"You can not kill that which is already dead."
"I'll walk straight through the fires of hell to face you, Kane."
"I'm Diamond Dallas "The Undertaker is SO going to kick my ass" Page!" UT interview
"I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the devil." UT
"I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat, you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off!" UT to Kurt
Lesnar referred to himself as "the face of WrestleMania" during the WM19 conference, to which the Undertaker responded to by saying "It's nice to see that the face of WrestleMania has a big black eye."
WWE.com: "Any injuries you want to report [SummerSlam 2002]?"
Undertaker: "Nothing that's not going to keep us from doing what we've got to do tomorrow on RAW. That's what trainers and tape are for."
"So you're the head brother in charge now, huh? And did I just hear you say by the snap of your fingers you make things happen? Well I tell you what. Why don't you snap your fingers right now and let's see what happens." -The Undertaker to Eric Bischoff
Vince: "First of all, calm down."
Undertaker: "I AM CALM!"